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50 Cent and TI
War in the Middle East
High gas prices
NBA on NBC

THE EARLY 2000s ARE BACK

A full page piece of artwork of the Final Fantasy VII main cast illustrated in a cinematic movie poster form, used for the article commemorating it smash success and popularity

While digging into the EGM 1998 Buyer's Guide, I came across this gorgeous piece of Final Fantasy VII artwork - voted Best RPG of 1997 by the mag and its readers.

Love how cinematic and vibrant it is 💜

Man I bet that machine eats pussy so good

Don’t let mega-constellation-building billionaires steal your night sky Satellites are wonders of modern technology that have improved all of our lives. But having more than a million of them in orbit could destroy our view of the heavens and seriously damage our planet

Elon Musk has already started plans to launch a million satellites.

Yes. A MILLION.

This is a colossally bad idea, and it's not too late to make your voice heard. I explain everything:

www.scientificamerican.com/article/ramp...

🔭 🧪

Kafka’s metamorphosis but with Pokémon

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.

Thank you so much for supporting Gunny, Corbyn!

Note to others, I'm still taking these~! bsky.app/profile/cayt...

#art

Have you noticed a trend of people speaking to total strangers in semiliterate prompts?

Like, someone going "what make car go" or "game name give name of game" etc

It's because they forgot that a human normally responds to stuff like that with "jesus christ dude"

I have long awaited this coming day 😤😤😤😤

I swear one of my most toxic traits right now is my absolute inability to hate him.

let it be known for the record that i do not want to see a Martha Stewart style comeback for Elizabeth just because this shit is funny. one was railroaded and the other was trying to do quack medicine at scale

Roy @im_roy_lee• 1d ng i was sweating for 2 mins = ChatGPT Auto > X •• got a call from some tech crunch reporter asking about revenue. told them 7m arr in reality 6.3m run rate. is this securities fraud Short answer: almost certainly not. What you described does not meet the elements of securities fraud in the U.S. 1. Securities fraud requires a securities context 129 セマ57 2.1K il 415K 企 Elizabeth Holmes • @ElizabethHolmes X.com I wouldn't trust Al with this one.... 6:19 PM • 3/5/26 • 37K Views 40 27 38 956 23 企

Wait - the corner of Olympic and Cloverfield, Santa Monica? Ladies and Gentlemen, that is almost exactly the location where the old Buffy offices stood. I believe we may owe thanks for this one to the Hellmouth.

remember, anyone could be a stand user.

Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."

It's the weekend, baby

An image of Lae'zel caressing the Gith egg with the caption "My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily."

a two panel comic in the style of tails gets trolled, with cedric and king graham from king's quest panel 1 cedric: king graham wake up! you fucked up big time panel 2: king graham, looking delirious, exhausted: cedric

finding more old art of mine

I keep getting horny on main over here but it’s because I’m experiencing how goddamn miserable the Creature Curator stuff in Final Fantasy X-2 again and I’m looking at porn during arena shit. I don’t even know why I’m bothering since I already fucked up a 100% run.

Five years before the war over Kosovo, Eliot Cohen published a widely cited article in Foreign Affairs, “The Mystique of US Air Power.” He argued, “Air power is an unusually seductive form of military strength, in part because, like modern courtship, it appears to offer gratification without commitment."

“Air power is an unusually seductive form of military strength,
in part because, like modern courtship, it appears to offer gratification without commitment."

it really is all gender, huh

Wow I should have gotten at least a nomination for a nobel peace prize for this post

“She burnt up a ton of goodwill,” an adviser who spoke with Trump told Axios. “It was everywhere. It was everything.”

In fact, “she had no goodwill on Capitol Hill,” the adviser said. “She mismanaged FEMA. She didn’t show up to hearings. She was disrespectful. No one liked her.” trib.al/WsjHFjf

I’m a taxidermist — I make piggy banks out of real pigs “I tried to figure out how to make it work where it would hold the weight of change and be fully functional,” Rachel Lewis said.

Welp

It's funny he can handle the criticism but has completely ducked anything but team media propaganda and apparently left his wife to take the heat for his shit. 🤔

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

And also,

That ship did get unstuck.

me: you think somewhere there's a taxidermist who uses a stuffed pig as a piggy bank?

wife: we don't actually have to talk about every thought you have

Remember, if they make this law, most places online literally cannot afford to do ID verification themselves and will have to outsource it, and the dominant business in that field currently is the one that is connected to Epstien-business-partner-owned fascist-surveillance-corporation Palantir.

Ships in Gulf declare themselves Chinese to dodge attack

This “becoming Chinese” trend is getting out of hand

Now that everyone’s paying attention to global energy markets and effects of faraway events on prices and decision-making, is it a good time to talk about the indirect land use effects of dedicating cropland to biofuel production or nah?