Regular Corby

I’m about to not post on here like never before

Taking a piss in space and accidentally becoming the sonic the hedgehog spin jump animation

The description of this is misleading and it looks bad to blatantly misrepresent something like this. If AI wrote this post, stop using it, either way you should rewrite

The wine moms are turning revolutionary while Dems in congress are insisting the American SS just needs better training all while asking for donations from my new Marxist sisters.

I’ll have a uhhhhh sausage egg and cheese McGriddle but without any of that other shit

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Wrong dumbass. Even “just cutting them loose” would remove from them state authority to commit whatever acts of violence they want.

These people need to be nuremberged, systematically, as a *start*. If that sounds icky to you then understand which side of the line you’re standing on.

Walking around downtown with a lamp in the daytime looking for a real communist

Scooping nacho detritus from the bottom of the tray with my nude fingers due to forgetting a fork

Walking into the Exxon with six crisp 1’s and demanding their finest nachos

Exercising discipline by eating one slice of chocolate orange a day

Santa should give me the egg nog that makes me a peerless Christmas soldier

The way The Beach Boys keep insisting Christmas comes this time each year has me second guessing it

In my opinion, the hot dog is a profane and vulgar food, a sort of necromantic meat alchemy we do in a vain effort to debase and conquer nature. But every sin exacts its toll on the sinner. They do slap tho, so I get your point

Ive been eating whataburger breakfast like im expecting sephiroth to cast meteor directly on my house

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How dare you!!!!!!!

In honor of the late and noble Charles Entertainment Kirk, I prithee; won’t you engage me in a duel of the Minds?

My thesis: Charles loved it when patriots fired weapons at unarmed targets. In getting killed while sitting down, he won the ultimate battle, for the soul of America.

I’m sorry that happened to you. Was it true love at least?

Im built like this btw

I am at every moment overwhelmed with gratitude and horror for this world, so full of evils but also resplendent with the beauty of things such as rice

Sapphic women who date asexual men expose them to sapphic culture and COINTELPRO.

Then call them, tell them you’re having a psychotic break of some sort, and get the help you need. Quit microdosing suicide on blue sky.

I see you couldn’t think of anyone

When you finally do it, which of your lovers will mourn you?

If you had ever experienced true love, one of those people would have helped you be someone other than who you are right now

It seems clear to me that at some point someone forgot to abort you