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Words cannot begin to describe the way that I feel about stuff

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Stand-up Comedian from Kentucky. I love you. https://www.instagram.com/dan_alten_?igsh=dGxwNnRxOWJrMGlr

Twitter refugee who mostly just likes stuff here and found it hard to have a good experience liking stuff there.

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Retired Curmudgeon at Large. Ne’er do well of questionable morals. Proud purveyor of unmitigated tommyrot. Prone to exaggeration and totally unnecessary embellishment.

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Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money). My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi

@Defcon604 Admin. @VanCitySec Organizer. DFIR @Mandiant (@GoogleCloud). He/Him.

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Twitter refugee. Also on Mastodon. Likes: books, cats, rocks Dislikes: MAGA

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a buddy

That's a salad fork you stupid bitch.

Sentient camera. I see things. Sometimes I tell jokes.

"I got debts no honest man can pay"

contemplating building furniture

tv/film/game writer 📍 LA | NY

Extremely online internet gremlin, writer & raccoon enthusiast 💜 @roxiqt on TikTok 🦝 roxiqt.com ✨ she/they 👻 frightaboutnow.com 🌻 Toronto, ON

And I must not forget, we must not forget, that we are human beings.

I was named 2038 Person of the Year by TIME Travel magazine

This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. Or here: https://shorturl.at/HAomx Newest: https://shorturl.at/WSYWt

Just here (in life) for fun

I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet. Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing Kind of. shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba

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Proud union fitter, dog dad, & outdoorsy goof ball.

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sensual man | he/him/ham | living on ngunawal country 🇦🇺

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From the twelve-winded sky. Profile pic 1972. Discord: jimmerthatisall My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2satfah44msc3khoojnhrvuj/feed/aaab3adsokgse

Trying to make you laugh. Stay home dad. Left af. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ he/him My fav posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaaczmcypwicq Everyone else's fav posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaabm4x5djh5k

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Profoundly perplexed. Repeat offender from the bird. I wear a lot of black. Probably drinking coffee filled with dog hair.

dumb idiot

Jerkules.

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Goodnight Duchovny girl. America’s Chubby Sweetheart. Comedian. Probably eating chips.

Former writer of dumb tweets

Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6uivv4i6quuq35dw3whgdcab/feed/aaab5j4llxq56

This bio can’t handle me, I’m too many characters. Also fuck you

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I write jokes people, not to be taken seriously. I administer involuntary nasal exorcisms. ♥️ My wife: @skedaddle74.bsky.social 🎉 My bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/aaaemekfmmumo 🚫Crypto 🚫Onlyfan 🚫Porn 🚫DM=Block

Author of cozy, slow burn romances set in Birch Forest Falls, where love, laughter, and Lake superior meet.

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Pharmaceutical Industry Choreographer

Creating Signal Joke Puff! Make a wish! Stickposter Bard #WeirdLittleMushroomFolk Creator/Artist Enchanted Forest adjacent Lovable enemy of gnomes

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Blue jean baby | LA lady | seamstress for the band

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