Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire.
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Wellsir, time to wind up the birds
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Nodding and playing along.
Scranton, PA
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Words cannot begin to describe the way that I feel about stuff
Dave's not here, man
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the Government of Canada's official Phil Collins
stan account
he/they
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Sobriety Date 12/22/09
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Writer of the Obscure Gentlemen comic| Brother, friend, creative partner to Aaron Alvarez | Podcast co-host: Plain Zero
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I think I speak for everyone here when I say that I shouldn't be allowed to speak for anyone here.
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just here to have fun online
here, I can’t see the eye rolls
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MEH https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble.
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La crème de la crème (patissière)
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When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.
Oops, All garbage!
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Voted Amarillo’s #1 Asian Restaurant
I wrote a joke about a potato once
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mostly professional and somewhat scholarly
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Stand-up Comedian from Kentucky.
I love you.
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Twitter refugee who mostly just likes stuff here and found it hard to have a good experience liking stuff there.
Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’.
Don’t look here for a joke, it’s in your pants (so sorry).
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Gruff but lovable rogue
I know who DB Cooper is
Not FDIC insured
Past performance does not guarantee future results
Non-Attorney spokesperson
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Retired Curmudgeon at Large. Ne’er do well of questionable morals. Proud purveyor of unmitigated tommyrot. Prone to exaggeration and totally unnecessary embellishment.
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Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money).
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@Defcon604 Admin. @VanCitySec Organizer.
DFIR @Mandiant (@GoogleCloud). He/Him.
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Twitter refugee. Also on Mastodon.
Likes: books, cats, rocks
Dislikes: MAGA
I want to do everything all the time
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That's a salad fork you stupid bitch.
Sentient camera. I see things. Sometimes I tell jokes.
"I got debts no honest man can pay"
contemplating building furniture
tv/film/game writer 📍 LA | NY
Extremely online internet gremlin, writer & raccoon enthusiast 💜 @roxiqt on TikTok 🦝 roxiqt.com ✨ she/they 👻 frightaboutnow.com 🌻 Toronto, ON
And I must not forget, we must not forget, that we are human beings.
I was named 2038 Person of the Year by TIME Travel magazine
This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.
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Just here (in life) for fun
I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
Kind of.
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Stealer of lighters
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Proud union fitter, dog dad, & outdoorsy goof ball.
i like geese and i bark at mailmen
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sensual man | he/him/ham | living on ngunawal country 🇦🇺
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From the twelve-winded sky. Profile pic 1972.
Discord: jimmerthatisall
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Trying to make you laugh. Stay home dad. Left af. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
he/him
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posting jokes while the world burns
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my webbies:
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Profoundly perplexed. Repeat offender from the bird. I wear a lot of black. Probably drinking coffee filled with dog hair.
Rev. Ravenscrof's father took him aside and left him there.
I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️⚧️. she/her
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Goodnight Duchovny girl. America’s Chubby Sweetheart. Comedian. Probably eating chips.
Former writer of dumb tweets
Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me
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This bio can’t handle me, I’m too many characters. Also fuck you
animal lover 🐛 artist 🎨 community steward 💗 voiceover & graphics demo lunavoz.com
Hell, I love everybody
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I write jokes people, not to be taken seriously. I administer involuntary nasal exorcisms.
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Author of cozy, slow burn romances set in Birch Forest Falls, where love, laughter, and Lake superior meet.
Village idiot of bluesky
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Pharmaceutical Industry Choreographer
Creating Signal Joke
Puff! Make a wish!
Stickposter
Bard
#WeirdLittleMushroomFolk Creator/Artist
Enchanted Forest adjacent
Lovable enemy of gnomes
Welcome to LisaWorld
San Francisco 🌉
Pun 👸🏽
🐈⬛ 🐈 Mom
Pisces ♓
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my cats run this account 🇨🇦🏳️🌈
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Playing like a champion.
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Blue jean baby | LA lady | seamstress for the band
leftist queer research nurse with lots of opinions, dancing in the pool and binging all the tv shows.
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