Otternaught

YOU HAVE AN AIR SCRIBE?!? I have a c fossil I’ve been DYING to reveal from its substrate!

Why does this bathroom have a cuck chair…?

Shniffin, let me do my thing!

Update, 4th vehicle inbound, undercover/unmarked Gray Ford Transit, lights/sirens equipped

PORTLAND, OR!!

SWEAT VEHICLES HEADED SOUTHBOUND ON I205, 1 POTENTIALLY WITH AN LRAD

BE SAFE

Hi, where’s the sign up list to shniff?

I think we all know why

I’m not that large, but I’d sit on your face

Lookin V powerful

The curls do be curlin today

Fuuuuckin hell

Le Wüf

OOOOF

I feel like rubbing my tongue along your V would help relieve a lot of stress, likely for both of us

Hi, I’m right here

Finally made it to the gym after a month of physical and mental health *BULLSHIT*

Please clap

See you there!!

It’s crazy how your beard got beefier too

I just had a thought that someone needs to print on a racer tank or booty shorts for me:

The shorter the shorts, the closer to Quad

You’re so pretty…

Bathroom chalkboard wall with the prompt “What is your FAVORITE BUG?” With a beautiful rosy maple moth on it. Surrounding the prompt are many entries included ‘shrimps’ (because shrimps is bugs), mole cricket, orb weaver, praying mantis, a Volkswagen beetle, and “FUCK ICE AND LOVE PIES”

The bathroom at The Pie Spot here in Portland gives SUCH strong @sarahmackattack.bsky.social energy and I love it

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He can’t help it, he’s just simply too baby for his own good

Lorge

Don’t you dare apologize if you didn’t mean it

mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get