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Bay Area philosopher and general weirdo. My hobby is creepily monitoring birds. I consider a trailside vulture carcass a "buddy." I have a blog https://dog-envier.bearblog.dev/blog/

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because of urban density most apartment complexes in paris are "defense contracteur" (you're not allowed to landscape your garden with a tractor in the mornings)

not your fault if you're in the arondissements and you have to live in one of those places!

16.06.2024 16:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They are they're trying to put them on a chip that's longtermism

07.03.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a goose stands looking at a door with a β€œgeese not wanted!” sign (well, actually two signs)

a goose stands looking at a door with a β€œgeese not wanted!” sign (well, actually two signs)

stole but who can blame me. what a heartwrenching portrait of oppression.

07.03.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
still image from the final sequence of Rambo III, showing late-afternoon lighting over a bunch of Afghan fighters on horseback, near the wreckage of a recent battle. They are riding away towards dark cliffs in the middle distance. White title text overlaid reads

"THIS FILM IS DEDICATED 
TO THE LIBERATION 
OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS"

still image from the final sequence of Rambo III, showing late-afternoon lighting over a bunch of Afghan fighters on horseback, near the wreckage of a recent battle. They are riding away towards dark cliffs in the middle distance. White title text overlaid reads "THIS FILM IS DEDICATED TO THE LIBERATION OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS"

06.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Two things can be true. Two things can't be true.

07.03.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 176 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tilli’s on landscaping duty for Aardvark Week! 🐾
When it comes to digging, our aardvark has the ultimate built-in rototiller. With powerful claws and a nose for adventure, Tilli can turn over soil in no time while searching for tasty insects. 🐜

πŸ“Ή: Animal care staff Erica

06.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 180 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

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Israeli opposition leader Yair Lapid says that Israel should depopulate and destroy every village in southern Lebanon, with the Yellow Line in Gaza as the model, and that "it may not be pleasant to scrape off two or three Lebanese villages, but they brought this on themselves."
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Post See new posts ConversationSΓ©amus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek Israeli opposition leader Yair Lapid says that Israel should depopulate and destroy every village in southern Lebanon, with the Yellow Line in Gaza as the model, and that "it may not be pleasant to scrape off two or three Lebanese villages, but they brought this on themselves." 0:29 / 0:45 2:44 PM Β· Mar 5, 2026 Β· 126.6K Views

Well the good news is that the Israeli opposition isn't actually all that crazy right.

Picture unrelated btw

05.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 327 πŸ” 99 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 6

Rapidly rebranding all my search benchmarks as eval awareness benchmarks

06.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2
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More photos I took as a teenager in Iran.

06.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 262 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
still image from the final sequence of Rambo III, showing late-afternoon lighting over a bunch of Afghan fighters on horseback, near the wreckage of a recent battle. They are riding away towards dark cliffs in the middle distance. White title text overlaid reads

"THIS FILM IS DEDICATED 
TO THE LIBERATION 
OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS"

still image from the final sequence of Rambo III, showing late-afternoon lighting over a bunch of Afghan fighters on horseback, near the wreckage of a recent battle. They are riding away towards dark cliffs in the middle distance. White title text overlaid reads "THIS FILM IS DEDICATED TO THE LIBERATION OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS"

06.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I listened to the Adam Friedland Show interview with Gavin Newsom and was genuinely unnerved when Friedland very lightly pressed him on his stances around trans issues, how much he sounded like it was his first time hearing any of it or considering it.

06.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 100 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Some context, I guess, his First Things article was translated into Japanese not too long ago. Users were flummoxed as to what One Piece and Monkey D. Luffy had to do with the anti-Christ. I wanted to explain it’s because Thiel and his friends fucked their souls up with one Psilocybin trip too many.

06.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks Roy :)

06.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Never looked at it but probably

06.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you (understandably) aren't paying attention to WAPO, you really can't understand how crazy that place has gotten

06.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Just in the last three days, Washington Post has run op-eds arguing that AI data center concerns are overblown, we shouldn't ban congressional stock trading, NATO should be expanded, and we should do regime change in Cuba.

27.02.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Noooo

06.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀠

06.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not ideal.

19.02.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

No my buddy is working in the circus rn (not onstage) so I get comp tickets lol

06.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

😈

06.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks!!! Hope so!!!

06.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!!!!!

06.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol thank u :)

06.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They should have a quiet plane that you can only go in if you're quiet.

"But how do you enforce the rules once the plane is in the air and someone isn't being quiet?"

Summary execution? What? Don't be ridiculous, the flight attendant shoots you full of thorazine just like on a regular flight.

13.09.2023 18:49 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

They're trying to suppress my invention that will heal the world (it's a gun that shoots in two directions at once)

26.07.2024 04:12 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™

06.03.2026 07:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank u!

06.03.2026 07:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0