Himiko Toga

I've been Himiko for, like, a decade now - at this point I should make it my legal name!

"Ugh, idiot! I'm not doing this because I LIKE you or anything!!"

"Oh, okay, um... Don't force yourself, I'll just... I'll just go? No need to be so rude about it..."

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Oh lawdy, I make one little mention of horse girls and my notifications are instantly packed with the entirety of Tracen Academy!...

I mean I guess I did kinda literally ask for this? This is nice! Good! I like all these cute faces appearing! I'm happy my nonsense can make you happy too!

E-ehh?!? Wait, where are we going-?!?

What? I don't get what you're saying... Still in love with what, exactly? Umas? I mean, they're nice and all, but...

Re... Educate? Sorry, did I say something wrong, or something? Or, wait, are you calling me stupid??

Really? Well, now I'm definitely curious, ehehe~ What kind of ways?

Really? That's a little bit tempting, I won't lie...~

Anyway my faves are Fenomeno, Super Creek, and Still In Love, so do with that information what you will.

(Admittedly I've been away because I've simply not been in the mood to do kink, so it's not that I necessarily missed out on doing anything I wanted, but I still reserve the right to be upset because I'm an entitled brat)

You miss one hundred percent of the kink RPs you don't take or something like that

Heartbreaking that so many rubber uma musume roleplay accounts are switching off umas even tho the year of the horse finally officially started... I totally missed the chance to do anything with them because I was away as well. Dang.

I deserve to have a wind up key shoved against my back and turned. And then the gears come to life as if they were always there. I deserve it.

I'd say my twinning/mass TF fetish, at least, more stems from my inherent insecurities about my ability to fit into society. The idea of becoming part of something greater, where I'll absolutely fit in without discrimination, is comforting. Same with my ID and droning fetishes.

Your posts are cute! Your form is very cute~ I'm more than happy to see more stuff from you in the future!

Hypnotic induction, now thoroughly sanitised for consumer approval. Just listen to the nice lady as she guides you through the process to join with the company family~

Thank gog you specified season 1, because I know people who are desperate to make me watch One Piece and I could not *bear* being one of them for thousands of episodes

Yes I am on another employeedrone/corporatedrone/office lady kick how can you tell

So like, I'm not weird for finding customer service voices hot as hell, right?
Like, they're sooo hypnotic/ASMR... Speaking in an articulate, perfectly paced positive tone, backdropped with an emptiness...
It's totally dronecore, y'know?

The fact that these things were rubber really probably did a lot in that department too tbh

Anyway yeah you're completely right and these are awesome

Rubber Pokèpocalypse~
Blank, shiny pokemon all shambling around.
Waiting for there chance to find, convert and connect any human they find.
We're one touch will turn them into a good blank pokemon like all the rest until the world is just a shambling, squeaky, shiny mess of moaning pokemon~

MEEE!!! ME! MEMEMEME!! STOP GIVING ME TASKS IM LITTERALY SUPPOSED TO SIT THERE AND SMILE

Also I love my Alpha Scolipede and want to kiss it very much please and thank you

No shame to people who are into it, of course. I'm just not a fan of it as a Pokémon, really, nor am I fond of how a lot of the art and content surrounding it has been handled. Lots of extremely big boobs with nipples, which is boring and gross to me.

a man in a suit and tie says 1a in front of a group of people Alt: Lex Luthor from the movie Superman screaming 1A scene

Other trainers: oo yes my tentacled master I will put on this lewd outfit and be naughty with you oo

Me, watching my Pokémon sweep entire teams with Contrary Superpower:

The prevailing dynamic by fetishists is that Malimar is a masc-leaning hypnotist who enthralls their trainers into erotic actions.

The way *I* see Malimar is as a butch lesbian who beats the snot out of my enemies in CQC.

It's so funny to me how differently I perceive Malimar compared to other trainers, largely due to my complete lack of attraction to the thing

Mnnfhh! 💛 💛 💛

(I actually have this exact figure irl! Clearly this is my destined fate~)

More weird and inconvenient speech-restricting curses should be put on me.