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tenchi masaki from tenchi muyo dressed in a grey schoolgirl uniform walks through a scifi scanner thingie

a computer screen showing his skeleton and a DNA strand, captioned dialog reads "everything looks okay"

the space cop or whatever says "but did you know your frame is very masculine?"

tenchi says "uh, i... have a father who's a man"

it's a pleasant surprise if you find a crossdressing character in a 90s anime and the joke being told is funny

matt berry as todd rivers as doctor sanchez

you and he were on ..... cohost, wrrn't you

there should've been a nirvanna the band the show the movie the popcorn bucket.

this is a problem with me for literally every roguelike. i will learn no lessons and die halfway through the first zone immediately after figuring out some insanely cool synergy

(starting a roguelike deckbuilder run) a lot of people go drill but i’m a hammer fan. and obviously your next two are nails and 2x4

this is a hell of a cat

sorry bud i gotta cancel today, all the stuff in joyce manor’s well whatever it was happened to me

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

worst regulars we have are this couple who come in and order one rare burger and one very well done burger. like what are you fuckin giving me a test? second worst probably the Long Man With Dark Eyes Who Only Speaks Truth

The plot of Alien has kinda happened to me in that I disagreed with a coworker about how to tackle a problem

gotta admit the penalty box is pretty funny. You Are In Time Out

timeline cleanse

getting really mad at a pro golfer for having a bad APM

if your legs are sore you can stand up and stretch

Groudon obviously on a beach with the text saying Find Groudon

gamers love to write "now that the dust is settling" four days after a video game has released

(guy who doesn’t really get it) holy shit ricky jay had a lot of assistants

本日はターンエーガンダムからソシエ嬢とボルジャーノンをアップするのす

#ターンエーガンダム

A Cyclops action figure firing an optic blast that, on close inspection, is revealed to be a sausage

The Tamashii Nations Instagram reposted this and I felt you all needed to see it

Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller. First panel, Nancy talking to a logger sawing a tree and pointing to a carved piece of trunk. Nancy: Can I have that piece? My boy friend carved it. Logger: Sure. Second panel, Nancy is watching the log burn in the fire place. Nancy: I'm mad at him.

Every once in awhile I think about this Nancy comic and it makes me laugh every single time. Absolute perfection.

this is the problem with trying to shitpost about unbeatable you just kinda start crying

chicago’s called the windy city because the roads wind around so much.

i’m in denver to take my mom to a dropkick murphys concert. “da windy city”

star wars is essentially about a school rivalry. you can go to Good School but decide it's stupid and transfer to Evil School. you can start Evil School but graduate from Good School. you can think you're in Good School but actually you're doing your homework wrong and then suddenly bam Evil Diploma

mr ed opening credits: 🎶 a horse is a horse of course of course 🎶

me (hitting pause because i noticed you looking at your phone): hey man seriously you gotta listen to this next part

I'm a game design genius

My favorite part of a Godzilla movie is when they try jets and tanks. It didn’t work last time. It won’t work this time. But it must be fun to fire all of your ordinance into such a big target, clock out and hit the bars.

sea of thieves type scenario where everyone’s got a job but it’s just 1x guy driving 1x guy on music and 2x guy in the backseat talking about halo 3