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@embraboffin

IT boffin in sunny #Leith. Mainly here for TTRPG stuff, politics and news. My journey from the DarX Side is complete

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Why not both?

06.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Id post a witty reply to that but I don't have the resource book with the Barbed Comment Critical Chart

06.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thats fair, and I don't expect session 1 to be a perfect reflection of a typical game especially while we're all getting familiar with the rules. Really enjoyed the game and your gming, this was the lightest of criticisms 😊

08.02.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

choice to avoid elves and perhaps dwarves dominating. It might be more obvious at the next session, which i am looking forward to!

08.02.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The combat tracker was also innovative, you quickly grasp the situation without having to meticulously mark out who is where. It was a great aid to visualising the battle.

If I had any criticism it was perhaps that there wasn't a lot of difference between the races. That may have been a design

08.02.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Really enjoyed that session. You can't help but be inspired to be more high-minded and less "murder hobbit" with the menacing darkness and the depth of history you are playing in. I liked the rules, they have a light crunch - enough to add structure but not table heavy.

08.02.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Is this just clickbait, massive self-delusion, or an accommodation with fascists? Or all three? bellacaledonia.org.uk/2026/01/30/p...

30.01.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 3

Their website is copyrighted 2024, no surprise they're behind the times. Perhaps 1934 would be more appropriate

31.01.2026 09:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A two panel image. The top panel shows the scene from 'The Wicker Man ' (1973) where Sgt. Howie first glimpses what's waiting for him as he crests the ridge of the hill he's being led up, but Howie is now the red-headed kid from 'The Snowman' (1982). The bottom panel shows the islanders standing around the wicker man, but there's snow on the ground, they're all wearing bobble hats and scarves and the wicker man is now the snowman from 'The Snowman'.

A two panel image. The top panel shows the scene from 'The Wicker Man ' (1973) where Sgt. Howie first glimpses what's waiting for him as he crests the ridge of the hill he's being led up, but Howie is now the red-headed kid from 'The Snowman' (1982). The bottom panel shows the islanders standing around the wicker man, but there's snow on the ground, they're all wearing bobble hats and scarves and the wicker man is now the snowman from 'The Snowman'.

And from this day in 2014.

23.12.2025 10:25 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

Substantial is being unfair on yourself - this was a wax and polish, not an engine rebuild πŸ˜‰

23.12.2025 13:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The sun rising over the London skyline this morning, only it’s a very cloudy sky and the sun is visible only as an orange streak of fire that coincidentally seems to be emanating from the spire on the top of St Paul’s dome

The sun rising over the London skyline this morning, only it’s a very cloudy sky and the sun is visible only as an orange streak of fire that coincidentally seems to be emanating from the spire on the top of St Paul’s dome

Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower

21.12.2025 08:37 πŸ‘ 7971 πŸ” 1579 πŸ’¬ 110 πŸ“Œ 62

You're far too hard on yourself first time any of us played it, and we rattled through chargen, wee bit of goblin slaughter and then a quick bit of NPC wrangling. All fine by me πŸ‘

15.12.2025 23:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Daily Mail tragedy in 3 acts

22 June 2016 (day before referendum): Pro-Leave editorial. One reason: too many immigrants from Eastern Europe.

24 June 2016: Brexit vote outcome means many Poles will decide to return home

13 December 2025: Oh no, where have the Poles gone?

All the signs were there!

14.12.2025 01:11 πŸ‘ 290 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 5
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Sign and share if you're a UK citizen or UK resident!

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

26.11.2025 20:23 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

For fucks sake, no part of a cow or pig is called a burger or sausage, it's a shape. Desperate attempts from animal farmers to damage vegetarian food sales.
What's next Cadbury's not being able to sell chocolate fingers because that's what Captain Birdseye sells fish as?

20.11.2025 07:07 πŸ‘ 394 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 1

Disappointed you missed 'That's Fife' πŸ˜‰

06.11.2025 18:35 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Friend of mine momentarily forgot what Bonfire Night is called and renamed it "terrorism party"

01.11.2025 19:02 πŸ‘ 120 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
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www.wargamer.com/warhammer-fa...
This is a good sign

27.10.2025 07:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Print of a cartoon by Stephen Collins. Script as follows:

[Scene is ANCIENT GREECE - where SOCRATES and PLATO and others are sitting round, thinking]

1
SOCRATES:
Plato..

PLATO:
Yes Socrates?

2
SOCRATES:
Can you tell me, are you human?

PLATO:
Why… yes, Socrates

3
SOCRATES:
And would you agree, Plato, that a human knows what a chariot is?

PLATO:
Um, yep

4
SOCRATES:
So you can tell me, then

5
[Socrates produces a papyrus, showing a drawing of the corner of a chariot wheel]

SOCRATES:
*Is that a chariot*?

6
PLATO:
Well
that’s more just a bit of wheel 

7
SOCRATES:
So not a *chariot*.

PLATO:
No.

8
SOCRATES:
[Producing another papyrus with the full drawing of the chariot, chopped into boxes]

So if a man were challenged to β€œtap the boxes containing chariots to prove you’re human” when he was just trying to check his ClubCard points... *where could he tap*?

9
PLATO:
Well you can’t tap any of them really

10
SOCRATES:
So are we not human?

PLATO:
β€˜Spose not.

11
[Bleak pause]

12
PLATO:
I’ll get the hemlock

SOCRATES:
Yeah

[ends]

Print of a cartoon by Stephen Collins. Script as follows: [Scene is ANCIENT GREECE - where SOCRATES and PLATO and others are sitting round, thinking] 1 SOCRATES: Plato.. PLATO: Yes Socrates? 2 SOCRATES: Can you tell me, are you human? PLATO: Why… yes, Socrates 3 SOCRATES: And would you agree, Plato, that a human knows what a chariot is? PLATO: Um, yep 4 SOCRATES: So you can tell me, then 5 [Socrates produces a papyrus, showing a drawing of the corner of a chariot wheel] SOCRATES: *Is that a chariot*? 6 PLATO: Well that’s more just a bit of wheel 7 SOCRATES: So not a *chariot*. PLATO: No. 8 SOCRATES: [Producing another papyrus with the full drawing of the chariot, chopped into boxes] So if a man were challenged to β€œtap the boxes containing chariots to prove you’re human” when he was just trying to check his ClubCard points... *where could he tap*? 9 PLATO: Well you can’t tap any of them really 10 SOCRATES: So are we not human? PLATO: β€˜Spose not. 11 [Bleak pause] 12 PLATO: I’ll get the hemlock SOCRATES: Yeah [ends]

New print in my shop for the philosophically inclined!

(Shop link in bio)

25.10.2025 14:01 πŸ‘ 355 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Don't like this version of WFRP? No worries,there will be another along in a minute

22.10.2025 16:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kult is strictly over 18s... mind you most of them seem to watch 18 cert films

22.10.2025 11:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw some rumours on this. I'll approach with some caution but will deffo pick up a copy. Played WFRP2 with my daughter and her pals, it's much simpler; less onerous on the admin

22.10.2025 07:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Slow news day?

18.10.2025 13:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Spooks on the BBC: β€œWe have to climb onto the roof, through a skylight and plug this thumb drive into the Chinese server.”

Spooks on Chinese TV: β€œWe’ve just bought the British data centre. Job done.”

15.10.2025 15:28 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 12
Members of the force's sports squad, responsible
- among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower.
After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access.
Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said.
Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs".

Members of the force's sports squad, responsible - among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower. After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access. Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said. Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs".

There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said.
A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said.
"The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there."
Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."

There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said. A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said. "The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there." Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."

In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: β€œDo not try to find us.”

12.10.2025 13:30 πŸ‘ 4199 πŸ” 1171 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 197

"Automated BIOS patch corruption"

12.10.2025 15:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

09.10.2025 19:24 πŸ‘ 1019 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 571 πŸ“Œ 3356

Ash Regan, MSP for Edinburgh Eastern, candidate for SNP leader in 2023 and subsequently Alba leader in 2025, has now quit Alba citing it's "direction". She becomes an Independent and is re-standing as one next year. Alba's - never earned, only defected - parliamentary representation is ended.

10.10.2025 11:41 πŸ‘ 120 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 10

Grand Theft Fitba #SCOGRE

09.10.2025 20:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#SCOGRE we gave the Greeks a right Thracian.

The biggest theft in their history since the Elgin Marbles

09.10.2025 21:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0