To give you an idea how old I think I am, I bought a standard sized box of 5000 staples, and firmly believe I will die before using them all.
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To give you an idea how old I think I am, I bought a standard sized box of 5000 staples, and firmly believe I will die before using them all.
You know The Righteous Gemstones, the show that’s been on since like 2011 that nobody you know has ever said anything positive or negative about?
I can’t believe it is ending.
But where would we collaborate?
You sound like smart and cool n stuff.
We had the exact right amount of technology when Barnes & Noble set up those listening stations where you could scan any CD in the store. Everything past that was a mistake.
Cannot explain how shockingly nice it was to hear your voice.
Tagging along with my partner at the liquor store, and the lady in front of my just proposed to the guy at the counter that wine bottles should “at least tell you if it’s any good.”
It strikes me as extremely weird, but so does saying “GOP.”
They could at least be selective. Be nice to take a momentary break from being infuriated during the underwriting announcements.
Last night I articulated for the first time the fact that I, A Fragile Person, spent every single moment of 2016-2020 *fucking blitzed*, and even with years of sobriety behind me, I am completely unequipped to do this shit again straight.
Looks fast.
I woke up from a dream where I was organizing bits I had bought into little jewelry bags. Which is a little weird, I guess. But when I woke up, I realized that my HANDS WERE FULL OF TINY PLASTIC BAGS.
I was once really proud to learn that someone said they “don’t want to be in the same building” where my larp is being played, but now here I am, not wanting to be in the same state as another larp.
Having read said Polygon article: why are we mad. *Are* we mad?
Yeah one of your posts actually clarified what the fuck “the Polygon article” is.
I forgot about, but really did not miss, the twitter-now-bluesky experience of knowing everyone is talking about the same thing with no context and no idea how to find out.
I can’t believe I’m part of a disagreement about this but… Gonzo fucks that chicken, right?
I am here under duress.