doctor of softboyology

I will not even say what I’m thinking as I listen to this bumbling joke of a person

These announcers’ dismissiveness toward the Seattle Mariners is NOTED

This USA vs MEX game is pretty great #wbc

People don’t want to hear it but talls like Aaron Judge have an unfair advantage in sports. People say talls just want to play like everyone else—and look, however big they want to be in private is none of my business. But the fact is it’s unsafe for regular players to have to play with them. /s 🧐

Friends are hard to make and easy to lose and I’m grateful for that reminder from the universe

I just scheduled a FaceTime with an old college pal and all it took was me having to see her exact doppelgänger in my grocery store to finally get around to it

no I guess we won't acknowledge that this is all stolen from human writers

We should stop doing the time change

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don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

An international Schwarbomb #wbc

“Never fucking surrender”

Move slowly and maintain things - white text on green round badge

Badge rediscovered

Stuff feels like it has been unhinged for so long that it starts to seem trite or naive to react sincerely

But man, I am worried

Breaking news on the price of the wind and the sun:

Kansas anti-trans law targets IDs and birth certificates — and the right to vote • Kansas Reflector A particularly troubling consequence of SB 244 is its threat to transgender Kansans’ ability to exercise their constitutional right to vote.

Out today: a @mapresearch.bsky.social op-ed for @kansasreflector.com @statesnewsroom.com about how Kansas' latest anti-transgender law has many dangerous potential consequences — including to transgender Kansans’ constitutional right to vote.

kansasreflector.com/2026/03/04/k...

It’s just spring training
It’s just spring training 😮‍💨

Nobody look at the mariners score

As a queer elder millennial I have been growing concerned for her wellbeing after some recent videos of hers. I do not need another tragedy in my life.

Am coding data today like a real researcher

never, ever, ever, ever accept "how will you pay for it?" as an argument against social programs.

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As Rep. Jayapal says, our reporting has found that these aren’t isolated incidents. Last October, we tallied more than 170 cases of U.S. citizens detained by immigration agents.

Here’s that investigation she’s referring to:

The Right Expands Its Campaign to Censor College Professors PEN America called 2025 ‘a year of catastrophe for higher education,’ but professors are fighting back against censorship.

“Our vision for a fully-funded public education, where a professor can write and teach freely, and can challenge every vapid, cruel argument federal and state governments make, sustains us. It’s what we’re fighting for.” 

—Todd Wolfson, AAUP President

I want to point out that this is pretty indistinguishable from a m0ms for l1berty talking point

Trump administration drops suits against law firms after judges find president's orders unconstitutional Numerous judges have ruled against Trump's executive orders targeting certain law firms.

“Let’s hope that media companies, universities, and other organizations pay heed,” says former top DOJ official Vanita Gupta.

Worst Monday on a vibes basis in recent memory

Most Americans manage to go their entire lives without worrying what's inside the pants of Boy Scouts and I'm simply asking Pete Hegseth to do the same

Columbia President with NEW details:

5 DHS agents entered a residency with no warrant.

They said they were police looking for a missing kid.
Security camera even captures them showing pictures of the "kid."

A campus officer asked for a warrant & their boss.

They ignored him & took the student.

They goal is to take these entities off the board as possible sources of independent political messages: That succeeds if they become successful pro-Trump news orgs or if their news products are run into the ground. It’s a win for them either way.