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Skeets will relate almost solely to wrestling, games, or various forms of caffeine. You have been warned.

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12.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 465 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

The Hangman fan in me likes Hangman winning. The other part of me that knows it's 100% more interesting to see what happens if Hanger loses does want to see fully broken Hangman finding new meaning without a belt or Swerve to chase. #AEW

12.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I finally realized after all these years what Mark Briscoe's sounds make me think of. Bro is channeling the Jockey from Left 4 Dead 2. #AEW

12.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Persephone is so young and already so good. That's a future face of the women's division right there. #AEW

12.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stronglomeration! #AEW

12.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm hoping and praying for a Jay White return this weekend. The War Dogs vs Bang Bang Gang feud is gonna be delightful. #AEW

12.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Speedball is gonna look so good when they get singles gold. #AEW

12.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if you brought back grant and sherman today it would take them about 4 hours to dismantle our current military command structure (grant would drink hegseth into a coma, Sherman would spend most of that time shrieking in horror at the existence of airplanes)

11.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 1291 πŸ” 124 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 2

They should make a GTA style game set in Roku City.

11.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a digital illustration showing a bunch of different pikmin surrounded by different house plants

a digital illustration showing a bunch of different pikmin surrounded by different house plants

pikmin x house plants

11.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 1770 πŸ” 614 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5

Getting a Severe Storm Warning notification that says it will be over in 30 minutes. Wait 30 minutes. Sorry we meant it would be over in about 10 hours actually. *thunder sounds in the background*

11.03.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When people say Lynchian or whatever it's always the strobe lights and the surrealism and the whooshing ambient dread, and never that scene in Twin Peaks when Ben and Jerry excitedly eat too much bread and deliver their dialogue through gobs of gluten

10.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 507 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 18

Too many people have forgotten it's okay to just not vibe with a piece of media even without some strong reasoning. You don't have to give yourself double think and say you hate one game/movie/show for a sin the one you love also commits. Just say eh it didn't hit for me and move on instead.

10.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Pointing soyjacks over a screencap of the Major from GITS:SAC with subtitle from Aramaki: "As for the copycats, they're a stand alone complex"

Pointing soyjacks over a screencap of the Major from GITS:SAC with subtitle from Aramaki: "As for the copycats, they're a stand alone complex"

09.03.2026 05:21 πŸ‘ 345 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
RE9 comic
Grace is running away screaming from Chunk
"think, Grace! what would Leon do?!!"
she spins around and yells: "YOUR MOM DIDN'T HAVE A BUN IN THE OVEN, SHE HAD A WHOLE DAMN BAKERY"
chunk looks shocked

RE9 comic Grace is running away screaming from Chunk "think, Grace! what would Leon do?!!" she spins around and yells: "YOUR MOM DIDN'T HAVE A BUN IN THE OVEN, SHE HAD A WHOLE DAMN BAKERY" chunk looks shocked

WWLKD #re9

(bonus panel below)

08.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 6039 πŸ” 1237 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 7

AI layoffs, everything skyrocketing in price, culture war trying to set us back to pre-civil rights, "holy" war for no reason, draft apparently on the table. I love having to prep for the Even Greater Depression cause a third of the country can't be trusted to not shove a fork in a power outlet.

08.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
It's a daylight savings meme
It's Brian and it's a circle thought of 
"I lose an hour, I adjust, I gain an hour, I adjust"

It's a daylight savings meme It's Brian and it's a circle thought of "I lose an hour, I adjust, I gain an hour, I adjust"

08.03.2026 08:34 πŸ‘ 411 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 5

Night people: don't forget to go to sleep before 2 am today so you don't feel like a dirtbag going to bed at 3 am

08.03.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 190 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 5
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#residentevil 9

Leon: Take this gun Grace. I have two more right here.

07.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 7076 πŸ” 2281 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 14
A red box with an illustration of Cap'n Crunch holding a white cup with a red lid, behind a "wave" of brown liquid. The box notes that these Ship Shakes are "as good for you as a bowl of oatmeal"

A red box with an illustration of Cap'n Crunch holding a white cup with a red lid, behind a "wave" of brown liquid. The box notes that these Ship Shakes are "as good for you as a bowl of oatmeal"

A row of packets of Ship Shake powder. Each one features an illustration of a character from the Cap'n Crunch cereal universe (a little blonde girl with pig tails, a boy with thick glasses in a sailor suit, Cap'n Crunch in a nightgown, a little boy with buckteeth and a sailor hat over his eyes, etc.)

A row of packets of Ship Shake powder. Each one features an illustration of a character from the Cap'n Crunch cereal universe (a little blonde girl with pig tails, a boy with thick glasses in a sailor suit, Cap'n Crunch in a nightgown, a little boy with buckteeth and a sailor hat over his eyes, etc.)

Cap'n Crunch Ship Shake (1966-circa 1971): A line of powdered breakfast drinks ("liquid cereal") made with oat flour. Available in Chocolate, Chocolate Malt, and Butterscotch. Each packet featured a character from the Cap'n Crunch Expanded Universe, including Alfie, Brunhilde, Dave, and Carlyle

04.09.2025 13:44 πŸ‘ 311 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 14

Brennan Lee Mulligan jump scare in Ted season 2. I think this man is so tied to the 10s and 20s nerd culture he's the DND equivalent of actors having iPhone face. This is a show about the 90s but that is just a man from 2026.

07.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you don't have to convince these people that the thing you like is worthwhile

07.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the most beautiful feelings in video games is when you get to the end of a season in Stardew Valley and there's a twinge of melancholy. Sure I should use the time not watering crops to go in the mines or something, but I just wanna spend the last day of summer with these little pixel people.

07.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Willow smiling

Willow smiling

Painting of wrestler Willow Nightingale.

06.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 204 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3
"No, I'm an academic who has struggled with suicidal ideation all of my life who understands just how important it is to have access to tools that can provide judgment and stigma free help.
I advocate for all of the folks in similar positions that have received immense help from chatbots."

"No, I'm an academic who has struggled with suicidal ideation all of my life who understands just how important it is to have access to tools that can provide judgment and stigma free help. I advocate for all of the folks in similar positions that have received immense help from chatbots."

this is actually insane and u cannot use your own mental health struggles as a shield considering how chatbots/ai companies have driven multiple ppl to suicide

07.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 210 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 6
Freedom of Speech painting by Norman Rockwell

Freedom of Speech painting by Norman Rockwell

The Stardew Valley fishing mini-game is good!

05.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
art of maya world and hyan wearing red, pink, silver, and gold colored gear. they are doing a mirrored pose of a hand on the hip and the other raised up as a peace sign. little sketchy stars surround them

art of maya world and hyan wearing red, pink, silver, and gold colored gear. they are doing a mirrored pose of a hand on the hip and the other raised up as a peace sign. little sketchy stars surround them

hyan and maya world posted their gear separately and they looked like magical girls…hope we get to see more of them soon….
πŸ€Όβ€β™€οΈπŸ€ΌπŸ€Όβ€β™‚οΈ // #wrestlingart

05.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying `` go on '' . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying `` go on '' .

Hangman talking about ripping and tearing and finishing MJF. #AEW

05.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So Bullet Club Generations war for Blood and Guts this year maybe? #AEW

05.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesse Singal: β€œI don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

04.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 8573 πŸ” 1549 πŸ’¬ 151 πŸ“Œ 52