urban dictionary definition for “Belvedere”, to accidentally sit on your own testicles
That’s funny. I brought up Mr. Belvedere earlier today, in the context as shown in the picture
Oh, are we sharing pig gifs?
Screenshot of text convo with my mom. She asks how I am and I said “i’m good thanks” and she responds 😊
It’s kinda good that my boomer mom doesn’t understand the nuances of texting. Someone younger would’ve known I was doing the equivalent of saying “fine” while shrugging.
I can’t watch this. It’s too humiliating.
“The meek shall inherit the Earth, but don’t forget, the poor are the ones who’ll inherit the debt”
Happy De La Soul Day to those who celebrate
Also, I’m glad a bag of veggies is showing, and not just biscotti and macarons
A canvas bag filled precisely to the top with groceries sitting between the front and rear seats of a car
As I handed my canvas bag to the bagger at the grocery store, I told him “It’s not all going to fit in there”. The cashier said “His Tetris skills are legit”.
He handed me back my bag 100% full, but not overflowing, everything slotted in just so. “You took that as a challenge, didn’t you?” I said
Nothing wrong with that. Caramelization = deliciousness
Maybe? It definitely feels off for something that looks like that to be called a pancake. It looks more like sponge cake to me. I think Dutch Babys are a type of baked pancake, and they’re usually brown on top.
Snickerdoodle Rice Krispie treats. This is the closest I’ve gotten to cooking this weekend.
@danielbrewer.bsky.social I’d like to suggest that Poodle McNoodle saying “fluffy” on this morning’s BFO deserves a spot of honor on the Mix soundboard.
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You are correct. I thought before I typed, but I still did it anyway and I shouldn’t of. I apologize sincerely.
What do I do now? It’s not possible to edit and if I delete now, it looks like I’m trying to bury a mistake..
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Why the fuck are we already talking about the 2028 election cycle? Calm the fuck down. I can’t take this again. I don’t even think I’m using the medical term improperly to say I have PTSD from last time. I need another year at this current anxiety level, please.
Senior year in high school. There wasn’t enough room in the darkroom for everyone in my photog class, so we rotated days. Those of us on off days watched cable tv and hung out. Busta and Missy videos were in heavy rotation on BET. They were so futuristic and interesting compared to everything else
Happy #pinkshirtday !
Nice! I had to look it up. It’s apparently only official in Canada and New Zealand, but I’ll add it to my calendar so I remember to participate next year. I already own multiple pink shirts. Thanks!
I think I gave myself a headache playing hours and hours of Picross with no breaks.
That’s a good idea! I can put a fish in my pocket and walk past areas where there’s likely to be kittens. Then when one follows me home, I can tell my boyfriend “The cat distribution system chose me! It’s out of my hands!”
Came home from work yesterday and played Picross for about six hours. I will probably do so again tonight. Solving puzzles makes me feel accomplished and competent
On iOS, I’ve been playing around with Firefox Focus. It’s small, light and privacy-focused, but it’s probably not right for most people. There’s no bookmark or tab functionality. But I appreciate it being simple and hands off.
Two bags of Sweetwater coffee, roasted in Gainesville FL
This convo reminded me that I’m running low on the local brew. I’ve started buying two bags and grinding my own blend.
I have cut down to one cup a day. That’s more of a health thing than a money thing, but it does help with the higher prices.
I’ve got the thin freeze pack with a velcro strap so you can fasten it around you.
Right. It may not be targeted bot attention as much as an easily persuaded individual..
The Florida one is almost dead. They retooled themselves into a dolphin encounter attraction, but they still went Chapter 11
Sent me down a rabbit hole to figure out if Canada’s Marineland was related to the one I knew in St. Augustine, Florida
(they are not related)
Typical Scruff profile pic
