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omg πŸ˜…

07.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€ what is the goofus doofus?

07.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Crew crafters: wondering if anyone's got offcuts of bird robe velvet I could buy? I'm after two bits about 4x3" & four about 2x2" (bonus if there's a bird head on one of the bigger bits but not essential). I can get a new piece, just thought I'd check first if there's scraps to get rid of! I'm UK. πŸ’–

06.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshots from Our Flag Means Death showing Izzy Hands saying 'You don't know the first thing about piracy, do you? It's about belonging to something when the world has told you you're nothing.'

Screenshots from Our Flag Means Death showing Izzy Hands saying 'You don't know the first thing about piracy, do you? It's about belonging to something when the world has told you you're nothing.'

Today (3 March) marks four years since β€˜Our Flag Means Death’ premiered on HBO Max. πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

The LGBTQ+ comedy follows real-life pirates Stede Bonnet and Blackbeard as sail the seas with their crew and fall in love along the way.

πŸ“· HBO

03.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 174 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 5

I also added three new designs! If you've ever wanted a physical copy of sad Ed in the rain this'll likely be your best chance since I don't draw big enough for nice prints haha

Thank you, pirates. This is so helpful to me. 🧑 Link is in the quoted post!!

25.02.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Mock up of an Ed and Stede sticker sheet. A moth, an orange, and a flower are also on it.

Mock up of an Ed and Stede sticker sheet. A moth, an orange, and a flower are also on it.

✨ The Sparkling Dancing Boyfriends sticker sheets are back! I'm so happy with these and I'd really love to send these sparkle guys off to good homes. (And it's so helpful to my coin purse!) Please scoop them up n share, my pirates! #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

✨ ko-fi.com/s/7d7bfae4fe

25.02.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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Home in Torrance Β· β˜…New Β· 3 bedrooms Β· 3 beds Β· 3 baths Barlochan Cottage

Whomst coming to the cottage this summer with me www.airbnb.com/rooms/162410...

24.02.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Not a lot of new stuff from me bc of tons of work
BUT
HOW COULD I NOT DRAW THEM FOR V DAY πŸ’•

14.02.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 361 πŸ” 159 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 1
a bird’s eye view of s1 ed and stede stargazing on the main mast top after the lighthouse fuckery. ed is pointing up at the sky and stede is enthusiastically listening. they’re still dressed in each other’s clothes.

a bird’s eye view of s1 ed and stede stargazing on the main mast top after the lighthouse fuckery. ed is pointing up at the sky and stede is enthusiastically listening. they’re still dressed in each other’s clothes.

my @gbcalendar.bsky.social art for september πŸ’–

#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart

12.02.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 203 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Post a tree you photographed

This one was so bright & pretty

12.02.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know a lot of them but I love triceratops and stegasaurus πŸ’œ

11.02.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

#BabybelBonnet nom nom

10.02.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1
a psychotherapy of a man wearing polar bear costume

a psychotherapy of a man wearing polar bear costume

dancing Rhys in a costume of a polar bear and Taika as a polar bear therapist in the ad

dancing Rhys in a costume of a polar bear and Taika as a polar bear therapist in the ad

#rhaikaverse #pepsi #therapy

11.02.2026 12:22 πŸ‘ 138 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

Got excited about the warmer weather & softening ice omw home & my first impulse when getting in the house was to excitedly call to my dog about it ooooooof

10.02.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Drawing of young Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're dressed in 80s clothing. Stede in a blue floral print button up and Ed in a tank top over mesh. Ed's hair is a messy mullet and Stede's is feathered. They're leaning in close and their eyes are shut while touching each other's faces.

Drawing of young Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're dressed in 80s clothing. Stede in a blue floral print button up and Ed in a tank top over mesh. Ed's hair is a messy mullet and Stede's is feathered. They're leaning in close and their eyes are shut while touching each other's faces.

Got caught in the rain, these two.
Here's a little piΓ±a coladas fanart from August 2022 for #TakeTwoTuesday. 🧑 πŸ₯₯ @faeeebaeee.bsky.social

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

10.02.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 161 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0
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I've been in the blanket fort for 3 weeks & this is the first time I've thought to reference it that's how u know I'm rly hanging on by a thread

lowkey does anyone know a frankenstein but for dogs

07.02.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Drawing for the 2026 Gentlebeard calendar staring Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed and Stede are dressed up in couple's knife and carved pumpkin costumes. Stede is wearing the knife costume and his face is smeared with orange tinted kisses.  Ed is wearing a pumpkin top on his head and an inflated jack-o-lantern costume. His orange lipstick is smeared on his lips and on the pumpkin spice latte he's holding. Stede is giving finger guns and Ed is holding his phone in selfie-mode. He's saying "Stede ran me through!" while Stede winks. Lucius is grossed out in the background and muttering "oh my god".

Drawing for the 2026 Gentlebeard calendar staring Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed and Stede are dressed up in couple's knife and carved pumpkin costumes. Stede is wearing the knife costume and his face is smeared with orange tinted kisses. Ed is wearing a pumpkin top on his head and an inflated jack-o-lantern costume. His orange lipstick is smeared on his lips and on the pumpkin spice latte he's holding. Stede is giving finger guns and Ed is holding his phone in selfie-mode. He's saying "Stede ran me through!" while Stede winks. Lucius is grossed out in the background and muttering "oh my god".

They're undisputed halloween costume champions, no matter how much Lucius complains.

Here's my art for October in the 2026 Gentlebeard calendar! Ed's still on the hunt for sparkly orange color-stay lipstick. 🧑

@gbcalendar.bsky.social

#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

07.02.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 176 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

Lost my pup 3 weeks ago yesterday & the way my brain plays tricks using every sound to keep him around is the hardest part in some ways. I have 2 whole cats still & yet the house feels empty. My brain is undoing 13 years of wiring in the shape of him and it is Not Easy.
I feel you πŸ«‚πŸ’œ

05.02.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I once dreamed that I was bowling with TW, RO, & some other friends and he hugged me but then I got the feeling that I was annoying him & he only welcomed me bc of social niceties lmao πŸ™ƒ

05.02.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey loves, I need help and need to add to my to-do list. If you've ever wanted to get some art from me now would be a really lovely time. 🧑

Please help me fill up my coin purse again and give this a share. Thank you so much.

03.02.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

I really wasn't sure about posting this update but Brandon had a stay in the VA's psychiatric ward over the weekend.

Things are bad bad for us and we could really use help financially. Things are obviously bad bad for everyone, but even a dollar would help us right now.

03.02.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

I'm still growing out my hair trying to achieve edward teach-length curls so how am I supposed to do that and also get a short curly grumpy bisexual hockey haircut 😩

28.01.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey so uh where are the heated rivalry pals hanging out πŸ‘€

28.01.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Grief is so weird, every new thing I do since my dog died makes me weep. I just filed my taxes, something that has nothing to do with him, and wept bc I missed him ugh

27.01.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Support Sam πŸ₯„ Support Sam πŸ₯„

I’m shaking and scared as hell. I hate to ask for anything.

*cw: senior pet/sick pet*
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Vulcan has been crying all day and I just saw some bloody urine in his litter box. He needs to go to the vet asap, but I have next to nothing for this. I’m not prepared at all. πŸ˜“

ko-fi.com/saucierspoon...

26.01.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

He was the best πŸ₯²πŸ’œ

26.01.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It snowed so much today & I don't have a dog to bound in it anymore πŸ˜”

26.01.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh baby merms ☺️
Also wolf πŸ₯ΊπŸ’œ

23.01.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cross stitch of Jeff and Godfrey at a ball

Cross stitch of Jeff and Godfrey at a ball

Cross stitch of Mordor

Cross stitch of Mordor

Cross stitch of Rivendell

Cross stitch of Rivendell

I'm trying to dig up Β£80 to pay a bill so here are some more πŸͺ‘ oldies if anyone's interested? Pay whatever you want, anything is helpful to inch up towards the total πŸ’–

19.01.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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Said goodbye almost exactly 24 hrs ago & I hate hate hate my house without him

16.01.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0