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If I was in charge of America I would not let Rhode Island be a state

09.03.2026 11:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Majoring in tech is crazy because I have to pretend the guy working for Palantir is my equal

07.03.2026 14:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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fullbody commission of that freak for @toxicpyro.bsky.social

07.03.2026 01:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welcome to Watchmojo, and today; we're counting down the Top 10 Wisest Sages

07.03.2026 00:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

eSlop

05.03.2026 22:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Welcome to every A.B.A color! Day 1: Strive Versions

02.03.2026 20:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 177 ๐Ÿ” 73 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Welcome to every A.B.A color! Day 2: ACR Versions

04.03.2026 12:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 138 ๐Ÿ” 60 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Gex is fucking stupid."

Did You Know Gaming image "Gex is fucking stupid."

Did You Know?

04.03.2026 18:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 33 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Vyper's vibes
#Deadlock

04.03.2026 16:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 5409 ๐Ÿ” 1623 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

"Computer?" Sir, I believe you'll find the correct term is "Criminal."

04.03.2026 02:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Top 10 sadnesses

02.03.2026 01:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Billion dollar idea: "Steven Universe Land" it's a theme park with no rides and everything sucks.

27.02.2026 23:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fraud Ultrakill was incredible omgggggggg ohhyhuajbx hsbzj xjshakza xnn 8gyhzj kqmsxa hjksjn

25.02.2026 03:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"I've been working on a non profit organization. I'm informing birds on who the current elected officials are."

"Why?"

"Well I was thinking, no one really tells birds about politics. When's the last time you talked to a bird? Most people don't, and if you did, it was probably not about politics. Most people probably would assume birds don't care, but I think they do. Even if birds don't care about politics, politics are very interested in birds. Tell me, who's the current president of South Africa?"

"... Well I know it's not Nelson Mandela because he, y'know, was the old one and died and everything."

"Exactly! You care a little bit, but your information is outdated! Let me tell ya, some of these birds only know about Theodore Roosevelt. The most modern one I got was one who thought Bill Clinton was still in office."

"What about other animals?"

"*scoff* Mate do you see a charity for kids with cancer and think 'wow they must hate children with ALS'? I'm focusing on birds, but I think all animals should have the right to inform themselves on the world around them."

"... You're right. That was presumptive of me."

"Thank you. You're a reasonable guy. I'll give a good word for you in at my next session with the birds. You might start to see some good fortune coming your way. Or at least a bit less bird poop on your car."

"That would be nice, I think."

"I've been working on a non profit organization. I'm informing birds on who the current elected officials are." "Why?" "Well I was thinking, no one really tells birds about politics. When's the last time you talked to a bird? Most people don't, and if you did, it was probably not about politics. Most people probably would assume birds don't care, but I think they do. Even if birds don't care about politics, politics are very interested in birds. Tell me, who's the current president of South Africa?" "... Well I know it's not Nelson Mandela because he, y'know, was the old one and died and everything." "Exactly! You care a little bit, but your information is outdated! Let me tell ya, some of these birds only know about Theodore Roosevelt. The most modern one I got was one who thought Bill Clinton was still in office." "What about other animals?" "*scoff* Mate do you see a charity for kids with cancer and think 'wow they must hate children with ALS'? I'm focusing on birds, but I think all animals should have the right to inform themselves on the world around them." "... You're right. That was presumptive of me." "Thank you. You're a reasonable guy. I'll give a good word for you in at my next session with the birds. You might start to see some good fortune coming your way. Or at least a bit less bird poop on your car." "That would be nice, I think."

24.02.2026 16:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A lion, a witch and a wardrobe walk into a bar. I never read the book so i don't know what they do there.

23.02.2026 12:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"playing sonic the hedgehog" and "jerkin' off" are two separate topics. Which is why no one has ever conflated the two.

22.02.2026 02:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#GGST #ABA
ABA's here to take your order! ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

20.02.2026 14:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 754 ๐Ÿ” 260 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ok man

19.02.2026 14:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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extremely overdue reward for @entelefuff.bsky.social for winning =ONLY MIDS 33= ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’

19.02.2026 02:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 430 ๐Ÿ” 116 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will vote for any candidate that promises to bomb the shit out of every golf course in this shitty country. Fuck golf. Sport for fucking giant rats pretending to be people.

18.02.2026 03:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 112 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Hey @wmojo.bsky.social, fix this. Do the World a favor .

17.02.2026 22:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The ocean is unemployed.

17.02.2026 14:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You? Me? Neko.

17.02.2026 03:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It makes some alright points but the parts that turn me off is the stuff about the MMO-esque virtual space Jackie Chan action movie stuff. It seems like so, very specific to a certain thematic element to be general advice. I don't think the skeuomorphism of an arcade cabinet online is killing games.

16.02.2026 21:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want Marth in a racing game. But only Melee Marth. His model and his voice lines. Melee Marth is a different character from regular Marth. Does this make sense?

15.02.2026 01:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would you rather have a pitchfork or a torch?

14.02.2026 05:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's crazy that bigots canonically exist in the Deadlock universe. How can you even think of pulling "white supremacy" when there's vampires and orcs and shit. I would be on my BEST behavior 24/7 so I don't bump into a guy and they turn my ass into a FROG

13.02.2026 15:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Valentines day ๐Ÿ’— ๐Ÿ’Œ
#ggst #abacelsus

13.02.2026 15:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 177 ๐Ÿ” 62 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I came all over my walls ceiling floor fucking everything with Castlevania showed up today btw I was hyperventilating

12.02.2026 23:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bloody Summer! (period)

12.02.2026 03:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0