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The Office for Preservation of Normalcy

@opnalerts

We are dedicated to protecting the consensus of “normality” among citizens in North America. Ghosts, aliens, magic - since 1927, the OPN has handled it all!

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He sees you when you’re sleeping - but does anyone else? Schedule regular checks for surveillance devices!

06.12.2023 00:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate! Be wary of turkey homonculi and stuffing elementals while you enjoy the holiday!

23.11.2023 16:54 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Dealing with the Gentry? Remember Nomenclature Opsec. If they ask you for your name, "Just say N.O."

20.11.2023 01:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Viral Tiktok trend, or dancing plague? If you believe you’ve been exposed, submit yourself for a F.R.A.N.C.E. today!

18.11.2023 21:17 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Having trouble remembering when you transform? Download the PhaseTracker app on the iPhone or Google Play store, and never let another full moon take you by surprise!

17.11.2023 18:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t give Jones an inch - he’ll take a nautical mile! Observe all nautical rituals and safety precautions.

16.11.2023 13:43 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The Simpsons "Don't Make Me Tap the Sign" meme. The sign in question reads "We aren't responsible for Mariah Carey and we don't know what's going on there either."

The Simpsons "Don't Make Me Tap the Sign" meme. The sign in question reads "We aren't responsible for Mariah Carey and we don't know what's going on there either."

15.11.2023 18:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An image of Ted Danson in The Good Place, captioned with "Yeah, yeah, the horrors. We've all seen them"

An image of Ted Danson in The Good Place, captioned with "Yeah, yeah, the horrors. We've all seen them"

Working at the Office:

15.11.2023 14:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning! Norm won't tell me why my computer monitor is full of seawater and dead fish, so I'm gonna be posting memes today instead of what I had set up!

15.11.2023 14:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unlicensed necromancy is a federal crime! Make sure your license is up to date with the Necromantic Licensing Authority.

14.11.2023 18:32 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
The Living in 1984 Meme. A woman with the text "Norm" over her face is telling a man "Don't share information about the Office on your private tumblr, Jenny." The man is looking at a calendar that reads "January 1984".

The Living in 1984 Meme. A woman with the text "Norm" over her face is telling a man "Don't share information about the Office on your private tumblr, Jenny." The man is looking at a calendar that reads "January 1984".

14.11.2023 18:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Undead and uncertain what your future holds? Check out one of our lifepath seminars for the recently un-deceased. Just because your life ended doesn’t mean it has to be over!

13.11.2023 20:36 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Practice safe summoning! Only use demonic informants approved by the Board of Infernal Affairs. Remember: Better safe than soulless!

13.11.2023 10:44 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0