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I love this song so, so much

This looks like it's going to get up and walk.

I have also used "fridge cigarette" to refer to a friend's Diet Coke (my particular "fridge cigarette" is Mtn Dew Zero).

FRENCH FRIES!!!

This bird feeder is literally the best present I've ever gotten them and I pride myself on gift-giving! I am not paid by BirdBuddy, lol.

I like this name!

If it were just my feeder, this guy would be Little Mookie or Big Al.

Some primo footage from my parents' BirdBuddy. My dad has not started naming birds yet so I feel like I should. What's a good name for this guy that will make my dad laugh? My dad is a fan of SpongeBob so I kind of want to go with Squilliam Fancyson III.

Good idea! I am not sure what my dad is putting in the feeder right now but we will definitely discuss.

This one does look fun. Thank you for the link! I will definitely run it past my dad.

My dad doesn’t seem to hate the squirrels as much as I do so he might dig this idea. I would be less charitable but I am also 300 miles away, lol

That’s a good tip, thank you! This feeder is in my parents’ yard so I will pass this along to them.

The bird feeder sometimes gives me the option to name visitors but I do not get that with the squirrel, which is too bad because I want to give it a mean name. Jerkface McButtmunch, something in that vein.

My bestie suggested that I print one!

That is why she is my bestie! Also for 100 other great reasons too.

A screenshot from a video bird feeder that shows an extreme closeup of a squirrel in the feeder. What a jerk.

Goddamn it, these bastards found the new bird feeder.

Lolsob. They were cutting down and mulching buckthorn next to my building last week, so I feel your pain!

😂😂😂

That's so awesome! I'm happy to help fund a place doing great work.

Exhausted but emerging from it. How are you, friend?

I totes got it in blue.

I bought this shirt because of @joshgondelman.bsky.social's repost. It's spectacular.

LITERALLY HER RESPONSE:

"1. No I can't talk you out of it.
2. That's hilarious.
3. Wear it with the "women want me fish fear me" bass pro shops hat"

Currently begging my bestie to talk me out of buying this (she won't)

Gonna go ahead and assume that's a Dan Schneider production. Ugh.

Flyer using pastel and jewel-toned torn paper background and sans-serif text COLLAGE WORKSHOP at Augsburg University With local artist allison anne Hosted by Thó Wiŋ Magazine Note: This workshop is open to Augsburg students, staff & faculty. It is not open to the public. Collage & enjoy sweet treats + tea! Materials are provided, but you may bring your own photos, ephemera, or anything you want to collage with! Thurs, March 12 4-6pm Hagfors 150A allison anne (they/them) is a Minneapolis-based artist who specializes in collage, zinemaking, mail art, and graphic design. For more info on Thó Wiŋ Magazine, please visit our website! thowinmagazine.com (also includes QR code)

hi! if you're a student, staff or faculty member at Augsburg College in Minneapolis, i hope you'll join Thó Wiŋ Magazine & i for this collage workshop! looking forward to it!

I wouldn't be in a Signal chat with hundreds of my neighbors all using spy names.

Wow, that is awful. I am very sorry.

Is this related to Pizza Man in the Twin Cities???

Lookin' good, my friend! Hope your recovery is speedy!!!