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@spikette

She/her. British, European πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί. Incredibly dull person being dull on the internet. I can't see DMs so don't bother.

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In other news, British man comments on the current political situation in the style of Eddie Hitler. πŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry to be crass but please could someone... anyone... just do something about these cunts?

06.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not really around my way, in fact fairly mild for the time of year. At this point, I just put everything down to hormones... πŸ˜…

28.02.2026 09:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yup, been there today as well. Coincidence? Maybe today is international migraine day. Hope it lets up for you soon.

27.02.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Life goals

26.02.2026 09:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.02.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 262 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 5
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22.02.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 429 πŸ” 120 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 17
Black and white photo of a tabby cat in full BrΓΌnhilde gear (winged helmet, breast plate of armor) staring off camera. Presumably toward some early 20th century churro-type treat.

Black and white photo of a tabby cat in full BrΓΌnhilde gear (winged helmet, breast plate of armor) staring off camera. Presumably toward some early 20th century churro-type treat.

And a thank you to @librarycongress.bsky.social IG page for today’s #Caturday photo.

21.02.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 539 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 3

Blimey! Definitely looks like you got the snow and we got the rain. Bloody water gods are havin' a right laugh! 🌧️🌨️

21.02.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting on a couch playing with a green ball . ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch playing with a green ball .
21.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The daffs are nearly out where I am. Actually quite looking forward to spring now. 🌱🌼

21.02.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh I love a nice waistcoat! They're all good but I like the red outfit the best. 😍

21.02.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
John Thaw and Dennis Waterman as DI Regan and DS Carter in β€˜The Sweeney’

John Thaw and Dennis Waterman as DI Regan and DS Carter in β€˜The Sweeney’

β€œGet your crown on, you’re nicked”

19.02.2026 11:17 πŸ‘ 541 πŸ” 165 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4

Yup. Add to that all the AI videos used as thinly-disguised propaganda. Dystopia is upon us.

15.02.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Man, what a start to the weekend! Sending you copious amounts of soup and a swift recovery. πŸ’œπŸ©ΉπŸ²

07.02.2026 09:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a ginger and white cat conked out asleep in a chair covered by a green blanket.

Photo of a ginger and white cat conked out asleep in a chair covered by a green blanket.

HONK SHU

06.02.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 203 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Excuse me sir, but you seem to have a spaceship in your garage.

05.02.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is standing in front of a microphone making a funny face . ALT: a woman is standing in front of a microphone making a funny face .

Indeed. Even if it was slightly late.... .... πŸ€¦πŸ˜‚

05.02.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is stunning! 😍

05.02.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a woman 's face with #schitts creek written above her ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with #schitts creek written above her

πŸ˜’πŸ’” RIP

30.01.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If the US were a geopolitical rival the headlines would be like: US Secret Police Execute Second Dissident In the Streets As Militarized Occupation Enters Sixth Week

24.01.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 5861 πŸ” 2184 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 39

Turn the world upside down, tank global markets, piss off our allies only to learn that you had the deal all along based on a 75 year old treaty that one of your predecessors had the foresight to negotiate. #artofthedeal

21.01.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 183 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine being a world leader trying to figure out best to protect your country from this raving nut job…

21.01.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's been hit and miss round my way since before Christmas. One package was inexplicably stuck at a depot 400 miles away for 3 days. 🀷

21.01.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FILTH!

21.01.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A model wearing loud tartan flared trousers, a bright red blazer and a clashing tartan tie with the caption β€˜Get The Look - The Traitors’

A model wearing loud tartan flared trousers, a bright red blazer and a clashing tartan tie with the caption β€˜Get The Look - The Traitors’

Get The Look - NODDY HOLDER

20.01.2026 09:29 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

This isn’t about being β€œwell” or not.
It’s about power being exercised without seriousness β€” and the consequences that follow.

20.01.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 218 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

This is glorious.

"He was also awarded [...] the fanciful rank of 'Able seacat' after disposing of a particularly vicious rat known as "Mao Tse-tung". Thousands of letters were written to him, so many that one Lt. Stewart Hett was appointed "cat officer" to deal with Simon's post."

20.01.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We can't wait to act until he sends in the paratroopers to take the airports in Greenland. He has made threats against our allies. It doesn't matter if he intends to carry them out or not... no one knows what he intends. HE doesn't know how far he will go. This requires preemptive action.

19.01.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
The final part of Macron’s statement published on his Instagram account. It reads:

No intimidation or threat will influence usβ€”neither in Ukraine, nor in Greenland, nor anywhere else in the world when we are confronted with such situations.

Tariff threats are unacceptable and have no place in this context.

Europeans will respond in a united and coordinated manner should they be confirmed. We will ensure that European sovereignty is upheld.

The final part of Macron’s statement published on his Instagram account. It reads: No intimidation or threat will influence usβ€”neither in Ukraine, nor in Greenland, nor anywhere else in the world when we are confronted with such situations. Tariff threats are unacceptable and have no place in this context. Europeans will respond in a united and coordinated manner should they be confirmed. We will ensure that European sovereignty is upheld.

What makes this statement by Emmanuel Macron so unprecedented is, for the first time, a leading European ally is equating Trump with Putin.

β€œNo intimidation or threat will influence us - neither in Ukraine, nor in Greenland, nor anywhere else in the world.”

EVERYTHING has changed.

17.01.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 3771 πŸ” 1358 πŸ’¬ 79 πŸ“Œ 122