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@risksylvan

Rock n Roll Martian “Despair isn’t just a tire in the trunk.”

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a man in a suit and tie is opening a can of beer Alt: a man in a suit and tie is breathing in a can of fresh air
09.03.2026 04:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m morbidly curious as to what Emilio’s cyber-face would look like

08.03.2026 20:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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So much online conservatism these days is just "I miss being a kid"

07.03.2026 18:05 👍 10687 🔁 1453 💬 781 📌 511

“Well, looks like everybody’s just like…making out with everybody else in celebration…how about that, Klaud?…”

08.03.2026 08:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think the technical term is “anal rape.”

07.03.2026 16:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Exile really is underrated these days.

07.03.2026 15:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Oh.

“We have agreed” — how nice of them! Surely they’re doing this work pro bono right?

07.03.2026 01:26 👍 9737 🔁 3864 💬 590 📌 313

HAGUE
NOW

06.03.2026 04:03 👍 678 🔁 150 💬 4 📌 1
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I am now in my 55th year of being an imminent millionaire.

04.03.2026 22:34 👍 17751 🔁 2592 💬 1092 📌 275
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What could go wrong

edition.cnn.com/2026/03/03/p...

03.03.2026 23:12 👍 1126 🔁 351 💬 254 📌 68
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a man in a purple coat is holding a cane and a top hat Alt: a man in a purple coat is holding a cane and a top hat
04.03.2026 14:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Or Gerry Mander, I hate that guy

04.03.2026 07:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man with a serious look on his face says " no lies detected " Alt: an android with a serious look on his face says " no lies detected "
04.03.2026 04:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of mountains Alt: Tony Stark is standing in front of mountains as they are blown up
03.03.2026 11:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't know which countries the US will go to war with in the next 100 years, but I do know they will all be armed with US manufactured weapons.

02.03.2026 18:28 👍 1327 🔁 240 💬 66 📌 11
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You cannot talk like this about any other minority in America.

And if it was any other president’s adviser who said something like this about any other minority, it’d be the instant end of their presidency.

02.03.2026 07:54 👍 23874 🔁 5954 💬 1731 📌 632
Over an image of a guillotine, there is the message “in these difficult times, some cuts may be necessary.”

Over an image of a guillotine, there is the message “in these difficult times, some cuts may be necessary.”

02.03.2026 07:08 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Dept. of Defense shoots down Customs and Border Protection drone near El Paso: Officials Ranking members of the House Committee on Transportation and Infrastructure released a statement on the incident on Thursday.

This is how screwed up everything is. The DOD shot down a CBP drone which cause the FAA to shut down the airspace around El Paso. We have stupid idiots in all levels of all agencies thanks to this Regime.
If we go to war, GOD help us.
abcnews.com/US/dept-defe...

27.02.2026 16:22 👍 11409 🔁 3202 💬 849 📌 294

Civil rights are a kitchen-table issue.

26.02.2026 05:42 👍 3105 🔁 795 💬 18 📌 22
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a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch with the word ha written on his face . Alt: a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch winking to someone unseen
23.02.2026 22:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Hey, check out this interesting Venn diagram I just made…”

21.02.2026 15:54 👍 27 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Any woman who acted in a way similar to Ghislaine Maxwell should be there.

21.02.2026 15:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh, all his kids will be joining him in exile if it’s done right.

21.02.2026 15:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a woman in a red jumpsuit is dancing on a pole in front of a crowd . Alt: a woman in a red jumpsuit is dancing on a pole in front of a crowd
21.02.2026 11:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Something something George Orwell

21.02.2026 11:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nope. Exile them all to that island for life with no Internet or communication system

21.02.2026 11:40 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Unless it starts with “Hey, I’ll give you money if you do________” it probably doesn’t register

21.02.2026 05:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
the ninja turtles and the power rangers putting aside their differences and teaming up

the ninja turtles and the power rangers putting aside their differences and teaming up

lent and ramadan kicking off on the same day

18.02.2026 16:10 👍 3040 🔁 891 💬 18 📌 25
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, famous for saying something that seems laudatory about a celebrity, pausing, and then adding “for me to poop on!”

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, famous for saying something that seems laudatory about a celebrity, pausing, and then adding “for me to poop on!”

15.02.2026 14:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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JFC, cut that shit in half and you’ve eradicated hunger, provided healthcare for all and made education free for all Americans. What the fuck are we doing?

15.02.2026 12:52 👍 9085 🔁 3323 💬 854 📌 342