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That's so dire

Power flipping the double birds at karma

STAY LOW, PALOU
YOU'VE GOT RINUS OUTSIDE, YOU KNOW
HIS STRATEGY IS GONNA BLOW
BUT YOU... CRUSHED THE WALL... WITH YOUR WHEEL...

WHEEEEE-EL

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

Shit I made the same joke

HAUGER DID HE DO THAT

Love how Fox is treating this like the first time they've tried to do the Indy/NASCAR double. "THIS COULD BE A WATERSHED"

cripes

There is no substantive difference between Christians like Pete Hegseth and the fundamentalist politicians and generals wanting war with Iran in order to bring about Armageddon, and the terrorists of 9/11 wanting to die as martyrs so they could get virgins in the afterlife.

Pete Hegseth is one of those guys in the military who would 100% be fragged by his own troops

How I arrived on Bluesky

U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

This seems suboptimal.

jonathanlarsen.substack.com/p/us-troops-...

Townsend first explaining what coasting is and then that you look into the corner when you turn

How low is that denominator

get bent Zachary Levi

Power outage

FCC chairman investigating FOX for censoring Santino's interview

ROFL Will Buxton with the great Freudian slip - "Sting Ray Robb will be penalized for avoidable contract"

Thank goodness for small favors

It's my first time watching FOX in two years and I'm already unreasonably annoyed by seeing Minnie Driver slumming it in a whitewashed Christian-mythos miniseries

Poor Mick... didn't even turn a lap

Also, Sting Ray Robb didn't have a prayer (SWIDT!?!?) braking that late into the corner

SUCK IT FERRUCCI

He'll definitely get that Nobel Peace Prize now

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

BREAKING: Donald Trump Starts a War to Obliterate What He Already Obliterated Only Months Before

"At some point, you just have to trust your military to do the right thing."

- the Department of War, re: demanding Anthropic lift all guardrails on Claude

(no, really)

Evergreen

Well gosh

Did I see that NASCAR put the All-Star Race at fucking DOVER?

The All-Star Race is already a dumb idea considering that NASCAR thinks all its drivers are stars. But putting the thing at Dover... I mean, congrats on the Darwin Award, guys.

and if you find yourself in a rut, a place where just the MENTION of the value of kindness rattles you to the core, just remember, in art THERE IS ENOUGH SPACE for everyone. YOU. ME. THEM. US. theres enough love to go around. theres enough kindness. it is not finite. nobody has to fight over it

I have two cases of the zero sugar variant of this and I'm two fisting them most days

Absolutely love that TCM is running the movie "Gaslight" against the State of the Union tonight

QUINN HUGHES (utterly wrecked on Michelob Ultra): I'd like to thank the troops for letting us play

MIKE TIRICO: I'd better let you guys go celebrate on your own

DYLAN LARKIN: Is that MIKE TIRICO? MIKE! LET'S GO BABYYYYYYYY