jessie

had a dream - a vision, really - that i started smoking cigarettes again. who am i to argue with the forces of fate.

i stg if it happens i will go to one church service

you should only be allowed to name an LLM “Computer”

lmao bill kristol is mad about iran, but just bc they are doing regime change wrong. stay exactly like this, my guy.

jonathan whiskers, a triangle orange tabby cat. he is screaming.

the cutest circle cat on earth. she’s either black or brown? she has never known hate.

there are triangle cats and circle cats

this ISN’T your fault

gonna really fuck myself up and re-read white noise

teef

Stuff odo disguises himself as S01E01/02 - a bag S01E03 - a rat!!!! S01E04 - a chair S01E05 - a little drink cart S01E06 -

doing my important work

this one loves italian food and the other one (orange) loves plastic

a cute black cat who is absolutely aghast that she is not allowed to eat pasta

pov: you took a bowl of pasta from this baby angel

it would be nice if we all got a snow day and could spend the day helping our neighbors shovel and making sure they have food and heat. also i do not like my job and do not want to work even “remotely.” these two thoughts are unrelated of course.

emailing my boss to inform her the mayor said its a real snow day

rewatching ds9 and i forgot how early on some of my favorite bits (odo’s bucket, the dreaded sociopath keiko o’brien) get established

A black cat scrunched up in a carrier with airplane ears and mad face

Big Mad! at the vet

guillermo del toro’s wuthering heights

took a nap to the sweet summer sounds of the yankees having no clue how to exploit the abs system

high on spring training baseball

a lot of people think there’s only one It we need to have happen, but there’s actually a couple

for twenty years nobody has done it* like him

*make me mad in a movie theater

darren aronofsky’s mother!

preparing to draft the birthday boiz. considering drafting before spring training starts for maximum chaos.

Rangers Unveil Wild Nolan Ryan ‘Bloody Lip’ Jersey Giveaway for Fans If Texas Rangers fans did not have reason enough to pull up to the ballpark this season for what should be a very exciting season, they just received another. T

baseball is so fucking back www.si.com/mlb/rangers/...

VERY RESPECTFULLY

what do you mean there isn’t a riddley walker audiobook

an excerpt from mlb’s finalized abs rules for the 2026 season: A pitch may not be challenged if a position player is pitching.

BOOOO HISSSSSS LET THEM BE STUPID

ralph fiennes!!!

taro liberate babies

busmaxxing