Chris Sharp

Valley of the Dogs. With apologies to the late Jacqueline Susann and the late Sharon Tate.

So Kristi Noem goes away from all the chaos she created in America with a desk, a silencing salary and an absurd new job title that sounds like a joke about her now being a “shield” for Western Civ.

So Kristi Noem goes away from all the chaos she created in America with a desk, a silencing salary and an absurd new job title that sounds like a joke about her now being a “shield” for Western Civ.

Surely Trumpy mainly fired Wicked Witch of the West Kristi Noem because he feared her regularly breaking the law might be putting a death watch on his presidency.

Surely Trumpy mainly fired Wicked Witch of the West Kristi Noem because he feared her regularly breaking the law might be putting a death watch on his presidency.

So many people have been killed in ICE detention because ICE abductors have refused to supply them with their usual regulating medicines it’s hard to believe no state government has protested.

So many people have been killed in ICE detention because ICE abductors have refused to supply them with their usual regulating medicines it’s hard to believe no state government has protested.

Somehow a word for “child molester” should be included in the definition of a Republican politician.

Somehow a word for “child molester” should be included in the definition of a Republican politician.

Hurray for the Seahawks for declining a White House dinner. The Seahawks played the Super Bowl too intelligently to go all the way there to eat Trumpy’s cold double cheeseburgers.

Hurray for the Seahawks for declining a White House dinner. The Seahawks played the Super Bowl too intelligently to go all the way there to eat Trumpy’s cold double cheeseburgers.

Isn’t it characteristic of Trumpy that he always avoids any kind of formidable enemy but gets really bloodthirsty killing a beloved mother and nurse in Minnesota and 50 helpless tiny girls in Iran?

Isn’t it characteristic of Trumpy that he always avoids any kind of formidable enemy but gets really bloodthirsty killing a beloved mother and nurse in Minnesota and 50 helpless tiny girls in Iran?

Trying to eat the worst cheeseburger McDonald’s ever cooked at the White House.

Trying to eat the worst cheeseburger McDonald’s ever cooked at the White House.

Surely even a dumb person can see that Trumpy’s cold McDonald’s double cheesburger dinner for the USA hockey team — easily the most inedible of all MCDonald’s cheapest servings — was mocking the men of the hour by the man honoring himself with the tallest Washington monument ever to be built.

Surely even a dumb person can see that Trumpy’s cold McDonald’s double cheesburger dinner for the USA hockey team — easily the most inedible of all MCDonald’s cheapest servings — was mocking the men of the hour by the man honoring himself with the tallest Washington monument ever to be built.

Surely the Trump-boycotting USA women’s hockey team made the men’s US hockey team ridicuously eating Trump’s McDonald’s shit in the White House look like tiny little girls by the women’s example.

Surely the Trump-boycotting USA women’s hockey team made the men’s US hockey team ridicuously eating Trump’s McDonald’s shit in the White House look like tiny little girls by the women’s example.