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Jesse | He/him | 30 | πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ | world's okayest Tampa Bay Rays/Lightning fan | Florida man turned Oregonian

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Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment

19.02.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 10350 πŸ” 2355 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 36
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My Trans Bill of Rights protects the freedom for all trans people to live as their full, authentic selves. It’s time to get this passed!

16.02.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 3021 πŸ” 700 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 66
White House Denies Flickering, Green Trump A Hologram

White House Denies Flickering, Green Trump A Hologram

White House Denies Flickering, Green Trump A Hologram https://theonion.com/white-house-denies-flickering-green-trump-a-hologram/

02.02.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 2019 πŸ” 183 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 10

β€œNotorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein played a role in convincing Bobby Kotick to embrace loot boxes, essentially gambling for children” what is this sentence, what is this world

01.02.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 4479 πŸ” 1347 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 139

From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)

31.01.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 6876 πŸ” 1218 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 21
THE PUNISHER AKA FRANK CASTLE ..."OH GOD, PLEADE... I HAVE A FAMLY" HE SAYS...
"SO DID THEY," I SAY. YOU DIDN'T CARE, WHY SHOULD I

"5.5 POUNDS OF PRESSURE AND ANOTHER NAZI GONE,
I TRY NOT TO SMILE.
IT STILL HAPPENING."

THE PUNISHER AKA FRANK CASTLE ..."OH GOD, PLEADE... I HAVE A FAMLY" HE SAYS... "SO DID THEY," I SAY. YOU DIDN'T CARE, WHY SHOULD I "5.5 POUNDS OF PRESSURE AND ANOTHER NAZI GONE, I TRY NOT TO SMILE. IT STILL HAPPENING."

Here some amazing artist by the award wining artist tim Doyle of the frank castle the punisher offing ice agents extremely cool

25.01.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 6

bessent can lick my entire asshole

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This is Trump’s America. We need to ensure it won't be his β€œMirror, Mirror” version much longer.

25.01.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 2010 πŸ” 537 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 19

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.

White. Hot. Rage.

24.01.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 60626 πŸ” 18876 πŸ’¬ 1404 πŸ“Œ 741

Everyone should report @icegov.bsky.social for intolerance and credible threats of violence. They are a hate group targeting innocent minorities, and now they are shooting and killing American citizens. They do not belong in our towns and cities. They do not belong in our online communities either.

17.01.2026 06:36 πŸ‘ 840 πŸ” 321 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 39

He died exercising his First Amendment rights. He was a lawful gun owner. Anyone with eyes can see he was holding nothing more than a phone. He was executed while restrained by five men. These are crimes against humanity.

24.01.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 968 πŸ” 269 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 3
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And to think we're only a year, to the day, into this admin...

20.01.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement

Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement

Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/

20.01.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 6600 πŸ” 1087 πŸ’¬ 102 πŸ“Œ 33
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How Democratic candidate and influencer Kat Abughazaleh is taking on America's rising far right The Gen Z digital creator running for Congress says her fellow Democrats misread the moment in 2024. Now she’s trying to correct it.

Talked with @advocate.com about our campaign, why I’m running, and how transphobia and anti-LGBTQ+ sentiment are part of the foundation of Trump’s fascist regime.

Read it here: www.advocate.com/exclusives/d...

20.01.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 1369 πŸ” 241 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 2
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you guys have savings?

20.01.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I got that, too. Thought somebody was trying to hack my account maybe.

09.01.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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i love the idea of a guy who’s still been on the edge of getting into jeopardy after 61 years of it airing

08.01.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 14787 πŸ” 1324 πŸ’¬ 276 πŸ“Œ 45

This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.

Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.

This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.

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this is my opposition party dawg I’m going to CECOT

06.09.2025 20:47 πŸ‘ 486 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now

01.09.2025 18:13 πŸ‘ 6501 πŸ” 1257 πŸ’¬ 82 πŸ“Œ 63
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just checked the score for tonight's Rays game

20.08.2025 03:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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2025 Political Rising Stars To Keep An Eye On

18.08.2025 17:01 πŸ‘ 4845 πŸ” 1593 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 51

Everyone running for public office needs to unequivocally say whether they support Trump’s attacks on Iran β€” attacks which put hundreds of millions of lives at risk.

My answer is an unequivocal NO and there’s no excuse for a candidate to say anything different.

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Mahmoud Khalil emerges from airport security with his wife Noor and newborn, legal team and Rep. AOC.

21.06.2025 17:37 πŸ‘ 10177 πŸ” 1621 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 120
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Remarkable.

MSNC: "I want to reiterate this has been 100% peaceful."

Seconds later, LA County sheriffs start firing on the crowd.

Yet again, "law enforcement" deliberately escalated.

14.06.2025 23:07 πŸ‘ 44160 πŸ” 16091 πŸ’¬ 1039 πŸ“Œ 1167
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CONTENT WARNING: BLOOD

United Vision Reporter, Agata Sobieska was just shot in the back of the head by a 40mm tear gas grenade.

She is being treated now and is seemingly fine now.

This was done by federal police at the ICE office in Portland, OR.

#pdx #ICE #nokings #protest

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