Hyla

I didn't realize lex still existed // was still used

have literally only met like three people in the real world who used it (or admitted to using it, anyway)

pulling up to the card shop with a rick owens mat

Nearly every time there's a photographer at the show this happens to me

TSV includes carpenter and therefore it is peak

You've completely blown your cover, now everyone will know you are the creator of bonequest

That crew has also just launched (or is launching like, this spring) another podcast called Our Wars Have Ended or something very similar that I'll probably listen to

Been trying to brainstorm new things to call "polyamory" so it sounds less cringe but couldn't. Instead I've decided that castrating yourself at the pillar of humility is the penance one pays to date more than one person at a time

i hope the eagles win tonight

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Zelenogorsk the Pallas cat passed away today 💔
He was famous for putting his paws on his tail to keep them warm. He was a major figure and ambassador for this endangered feline species. He lived his life comfortably in a Siberian zoo. Here's a nice video of him www.youtube.com/shorts/jKLi1...
#manul

Someone's phone just rang at max volume on this bus but their ringtone was a woman's voice going "hello boytoy...." seductively with massive synth stabs around it

man I really wish this thing had a private account feature

took a solid decade away from ""internet culture"" and ""playing videogames"" and so on because for several years there every other month brought a new "what the fuck is WRONG with you people" moment, absolutely infuriating

Thinking about all the people I was friends with in high school and early adulthood who I had to cut ties with in the early/mid 2010s because they fell for the fucking nazi pedophile psyop and went from "generic liberal" to "the worst person you've ever met"

This is obviously not to say that online culture was some bastion of progressivism or whatever before /pol/, lmao, but I swear to fucking god things were not always as hellish as they have become

It's equal parts vindicating and soulcrushing to know that the internet actually didn't just get worse on its own but was in fact deliberately ruined by our nazi pedophile overlords

I know I remember when this happened cuz we were on the phone and I listened to you talk yourself out of it for 30 minutes then go back then talk yourself out of it again

Piper this is so sad

you met me at a very sleepy time in my life.

the girl with the man is the bastard skull tattoo

Glanced over at my neighbors kindle on the flight and read the first sentence on her screen, which was coincidentally "not at all surreptitiously she glanced over at-"

This is the most fucked up thing you've ever said

no condors are in heterosexual relationships. some are widowed, some are happily single, some are just very asexual, a few are actually gay and happily together, but none are ever actively straight *right now*

the biggest, straightest bird is presumably some manner of pelican

In fairness I did later call you "the biggest, straightest bird ever"

You can put like one or two patches on it to represent graveyard command zone etc

chopper (one piece) holding a chopper (ak-47) and a chopper (wilderness knife) while riding a chopper (motorcycle) being pursued by police (coppers) in a chopper (helicopter)