Chris Maley

My attempt at a joke about ICE agents. Their undeserving little smiles are called Einsatzgruppens, continued. Describes a character in my dark comedy. Donald Trump voters laugh at us for being too serious and overly sensitive. We are we…

ICE sounds perfect for the Iran-Israel-Trump War. They'll totally distract from the Epstein files.

We're at war with Iran because the President of the United States likes to fuck kids

That's super clear, right?

He fucks kids

Children

Trump fucks Children

That needs to be very clear

Good morning. ☕
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My attempt at a joke about ICE agents. Their undeserving little smiles are called Einsatzgruppens, continued. Describes a character in my dark comedy. Donald Trump voters laugh at us for being too serious and overly sensitive. We are we…

Send #ICE to #IranWar.
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Romeo Whiskey Tango, A Roundtable Romeo Whiskey Tango, continued. I worked with a guy who personified this chart. Here we are, folks, observing the rich white trash roundtable, a gathering of the USA’s key decision makers.  Oh…

Rich white trash need #ICE to create distractions from the Epstein files.
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Romeo Whiskey Tango, A Roundtable Romeo Whiskey Tango, continued. I worked with a guy who personified this chart. Here we are, folks, observing the rich white trash roundtable, a gathering of the USA’s key decision makers.  Oh…

Rich white trash need #Trump to keep the Epstein filed closed.
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Memes of the marshmallow-white masculinity meltdown. Such a non-violent meme., continued. Vietnam ruined the GOP. The story about Right-wing podcasters like Benny Johnson (pictured here) receiving funding connected to Russian oligarchs sure died in a…

Uh-oh. The Right is cosplaying warrior again. #Politics chrismaley.com/2025/10/12/m...

Memes of the marshmallow-white masculinity meltdown. Such a non-violent meme., continued. Vietnam ruined the GOP. The story about Right-wing podcasters like Benny Johnson (pictured here) receiving funding connected to Russian oligarchs sure died in a…

The Family Values fellas will defend their pedophiles. #GOP chrismaley.com/2025/10/12/m...

Sith Rebirth: my Star Wars fanfiction story. “I can’t believe there’s still slavery in the galaxy. The Republic’s anti-slavery laws…” – Padme Amidala, Star Wars Episode One: the Phantom Menace Sith Rebirth …

“I can’t believe there’s still slavery in the galaxy. The Republic’s anti-slavery laws…”
– Padme Amidala, Star Wars Episode One: the Phantom Menace
Natalie Portman's line inspired a SW fanfic set before the Republic outlawed slavery. #booksky chrismaley.com/2026/01/09/s...

Raise your hand if you would rather domestic spending on Homeland Security be spent on deterring and protecting us from retaliatory hits from Iran,

than on ICE cosplay Gestapo terrorizing abuelas and little kids in our communities because they aren’t white.

Maybe the Petting Zoo Bourgeoisie needs a parenting guide, part II. Grandsons of Vietnam chickenhawks who dodged the draft. I wrote Part I a few years ago and this follow-up won’t be long. That post and another, The New Einsatzgruppen wants to talk fatherhood…

Send Kyle Rittenhouse and #ICE to fight in #Iran. The white nationalist incels need to save 'Merica.

“I can’t believe there’s still slavery in the galaxy. The Republic’s anti-slavery laws…”
– Padme Amidala, Star Wars Episode One: the Phantom Menace
That line inspired my fanfic, set in the Republic before it outlawed slavery. I heart SW.
#WeeknightWriters #Politics

Sith Rebirth: my Star Wars fanfiction story. “I can’t believe there’s still slavery in the galaxy. The Republic’s anti-slavery laws…” – Padme Amidala, Star Wars Episode One: the Phantom Menace Sith Rebirth …

“I can’t believe there’s still slavery in the galaxy. The Republic’s anti-slavery laws…”
– Padme Amidala, Star Wars Episode One: the Phantom Menace
The line above inspired my fanfiction story about the Republic before it outlawed slavery. #BookSky #author chrismaley.com/2026/01/09/s...

Open letter to Newt Gingrich on National Vietnam War Veterans Day. Molded by chickenhawks. Hey there, Newt.  You’re probably going to kick the bucket soon, join up with Rush Limbaugh and Hitler wherever they are vacationing in the Great Beyond. I don’t say th…

MarkWayneBillyJohnPhillipSteven will fit right in with Pete Hegseth and Stephen Miller. These bros were groomed by men who supported the Vietnam War as young men, but also chickened out of the draft. #Politics chrismaley.com/2025/03/30/o...

That sounds awesome, I like it.

Who knows with them? Probably a mix. You have the wannabes and then also the ones who will protect it all, just because they are wired to protect awful men.
I hope we stay strong, they are breaking.

Five Republicans just voted with Democrats to subpoena AG Bondi over Epstein files.

She will now need to sit for a deposition under oath.

Trump is losing his grip on his party, over both Epstein and his deepening unpopularity.

Keep speaking up. It's working.

2025: the year of the wealthy child molester. Crossing the Pedorubicon continued. Family Values? This past year, the following phrase seems like it got repeated by corporate-owned and Right-wing media professionals many, many, many, many times…

Mike Johnson is disappointed in those #Republicans. #EpsteinFiles

2025: the year of the wealthy child molester. Crossing the Pedorubicon continued. Family Values? This past year, the following phrase seems like it got repeated by corporate-owned and Right-wing media professionals many, many, many, many times…

Mike Johnson has Pam Bondi's back. They have the pedos' backs. #EpsteinFiles
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Pam Bondi is the Roy Cohn of Ghislaine Maxwells.

2025: the year of the wealthy child molester. Crossing the Pedorubicon continued. Family Values? This past year, the following phrase seems like it got repeated by corporate-owned and Right-wing media professionals many, many, many, many times…

#GOP pedo protectors. chrismaley.com/2025/12/19/2...

Romeo Whiskey Tango, A Roundtable Romeo Whiskey Tango, continued. I worked with a guy who personified this chart. Here we are, folks, observing the rich white trash roundtable, a gathering of the USA’s key decision makers.  Oh…

"May your parachutes be as golden as your showers."
-- The CEOs' Toast
#OperationEpsteinFury chrismaley.com/2025/02/14/r...

Romeo Whiskey Tango, A Roundtable Romeo Whiskey Tango, continued. I worked with a guy who personified this chart. Here we are, folks, observing the rich white trash roundtable, a gathering of the USA’s key decision makers.  Oh…

Ken Paxton is spoiled, racist trash. #Politics

Romeo Whiskey Tango, A Roundtable Romeo Whiskey Tango, continued. I worked with a guy who personified this chart. Here we are, folks, observing the rich white trash roundtable, a gathering of the USA’s key decision makers.  Oh…

RWT need #ICE to protect them from the Epstein investigation.

Romeo Whiskey Tango, A Roundtable Romeo Whiskey Tango, continued. I worked with a guy who personified this chart. Here we are, folks, observing the rich white trash roundtable, a gathering of the USA’s key decision makers.  Oh…

Wealthy trash love Ken Paxton. #Politics
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Romeo Whiskey Tango, A Roundtable Romeo Whiskey Tango, continued. I worked with a guy who personified this chart. Here we are, folks, observing the rich white trash roundtable, a gathering of the USA’s key decision makers.  Oh…

Wealthy trash do not like #elections #democracy. chrismaley.com/2025/02/14/r...

My attempt at a joke about ICE agents. Their undeserving little smiles are called Einsatzgruppens, continued. Describes a character in my dark comedy. Donald Trump voters laugh at us for being too serious and overly sensitive. We are we…

#Iran sounds like a job for #ICE. Send the pardoned J6 Proud Boys to war, let them earn their get-out-of-jail-free cards.

My attempt at a joke about ICE agents. Their undeserving little smiles are called Einsatzgruppens, continued. Describes a character in my dark comedy. Donald Trump voters laugh at us for being too serious and overly sensitive. We are we…

Send #ICE to protect Trump's #crypto bro-buddies who hide out in the Middle East avoiding taxes, who now might be fucked because of this dumb war with Iran.
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Open letter to Newt Gingrich on National Vietnam War Veterans Day. Molded by chickenhawks. Hey there, Newt.  You’re probably going to kick the bucket soon, join up with Rush Limbaugh and Hitler wherever they are vacationing in the Great Beyond. I don’t say th…

#Trump doesn't hire competent people. Kristi Noem fits in.