James

Funnily enough Scrubs is the most normal.

In a hotel room, a brick wall that has obviously had a huge hole repaired

Pretty sure the Kool-Aid man stayed in this hotel room once

An extremely passionate Chinese supporter was pleading with the $10 and hour soaking wet security guard that the goal was offside.

I asked the guard if he has the authority to overturn goal decisions.

He smiled and shook his head.

#PRKvCHN #WAC2026

Gonna be tough for Australia no matter who we play. Both are lighting fast and show no mercy. China edge it with the crowd support though.

#PRKvCHN #WAC2026

Crazy. Here at the ground have no idea what’s going on!!

Although I’m standing for the North Korean’s national anthem, I want to state categorically I don’t agree…I mean hail the supreme leader!!

#WAC2026

Crap. Well they’re great flavours anyway. Enjoy 👍🏼

Looks great. Just need Sriracha and a box of tissues.

Watching two teams I know nothing about in another state in heavy rain. If this doesn’t earn me football cred, nothing will.

#WAC2026

The new Baywatch reboot looks edgy.

New Mock The Week, tonight at 9pm on TLC!

All the world’s problems since religion was invented was caused by these fuck wits.

i hate this stupid fucking system more than anything in the world. a system that benefits nobody, actively harms everybody, could be changed at literally any point in time, YET WE STILL KEEP DOING THIS MADNESS ANYWAY. YEAR AFTER YEAR WE DO THIS STUPID SONG AND DANCE FOR NO GOD DAMN REASON

Personally I’d be thrilled to meet him. #Transformers

On a boat*

* I miss Foursquare

I think this deserves at least as much sustained attention from US media as Claudine Gay's dissertation

I’m going to that North Korea v China game. Who should I be cheering for (for best result for us)?

If you want videos of the Matilda’s scoring, but the goal not actually in shot, I’m your man.

#AUSvKOR #WAC2026

Hunt has had a shocker and Foord needs to take her chances.

Need to kick it up a notch second half so they don’t get a sniff.

#AUSvKOR #WAC2026

We got robbed on the graphics department

#AUSvKOR #WAC2026

As I sat down I see my new bff on the massive screen.

#WAC2026

I've been running gdcparties.com for a few years now. Some shitty company BlueberryAI decided they'd just take all the source code for the work I've done and reskin it, advertising it as their own. Jokes on them...it was still linked to my events spreadsheet, and now their website looks like this 😉

Just got trapped inside Westfield Paramatta with some of the Korean football team. I can report they speck English better than I speak
Korean. #WAC2026

How far America has fallen in the last few years. Not sure they can never come back from this.

a brown dog standing on its hind legs looking at a wall GIF from Tenor

Oh Sam Kerr is staying at our hotel. I won’t have the nerve to ask for a photo.

If you’re already paying for a VPN it might be free in another country??

I see Sydney have spared no expense in advertising for the #WAC2026.

Seriously though, at least they’re actually hosting matches, unlike other capital cities I shan’t mention!!

Mine would be dead by lunch.

That sounds beaut mate.