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NotYoMommaBear 🐾🩷

@notyomommabear

Dog-crazed animal lover. Filled w/ a red-hot rage aimed at the orange child-rapist and his ilk. Pronouns: She/nanigans 🚫 MAGAts! πŸ’© 🚫 Pedophiles! πŸ’© 🚫 GOPs. πŸ’© Fortunate to have lived in beautiful places: Hawaii, Washington, Montana, Tennessee, & Germany.

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He’s not in a military uniform, so he shouldn’t be wearing a goddamn hat at all, let alone a trashy baseball cap.

07.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And why exactly did YOUR dumb ass let them?

07.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

D’oh! You’re right!! πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

05.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aww, thank you! I would too!! πŸ’œ

05.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m a sucker for an underbite!! This is Tallulah.

04.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite breed:
Big dog
Little dog
Medium dog
Hairy dog
Hairless dog
Young dog
Senior dog
Rescue dog
Foster dog
My dog
Neighbor dog
Stray dog
Working dog
Lazy dog
Stinky dog
Blind dog
Deaf dog
Toothless dog
Shy dog
Bouncy dog
Lazy dog
Quiet dog
Barking dog
EVERY dog!!

04.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

Now THAT is how a leader speaks.

04.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Currently trending on X.

01.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 28846 πŸ” 7847 πŸ’¬ 1018 πŸ“Œ 516
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16.02.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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16.02.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhhh, so much better, thank you! Please give your sweet party potato a snuggle and ear scritches for us!

08.02.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No picture?? Rude, but okay. πŸ€ͺ

06.02.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

THANK YOU! Disgusting and cruel practices - no ethical vet could perform any of those procedures with a clear conscience.

06.02.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.02.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🀨 Ahh, the irony…

04.02.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s great for all the scared, punk-ass boys and girls who know they’re getting their asses handed to them in midterms unless they stack the odds in their favor.

You know, the usual frauds: typical GOPs who can’t win without cheating.

31.01.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmfao - you just can’t make this shit up! πŸ˜‚

29.01.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Glad you’re okay. You’re obviously doing something right when the defunct-brained come after you because they have nothing else but bullying tactics. Stay safe!

28.01.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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27.01.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Another lawsuit? Must be a day ending in -y.

22.01.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You can and you absolutely SHOULD.

22.01.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not too much like a vegetable though - it’s no fun if the sonofabitch doesn’t suffer.

21.01.2026 08:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Geez… realized my name isn’t anywhere… it’s Jodi πŸ˜‰

21.01.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@themastiff.bsky.social

Well here you are!! Long time, no see! 😊

21.01.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œJump, piggy!”

20.01.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Greenland has a MAGA message I can stand behind!

19.01.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.01.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It has nothing to do with genius and everything to do with dementia.

03.01.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I recently underwent my second MoCA test… in three years. Severe concern about dementia is the ONLY reason it would be repeated so quickly.

03.01.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Donny has some serious distancing language going on. No wonder nobody believes him.

28.12.2025 22:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0