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ITS not on STEAM

aw, thank you! i need to wish upon a star soon for a life of no health complications, clearly

uhh sorry for quiet and no art i have fallen in love once again with monster hunter and spend all my time thinking about it! i cannot wrench the controller from my hands!

also i sprained my knee so i need something to do lol

hes. not fair i would argue. and the way they make you go about it is such a pain... first gen fatalis absolutely clears, idk why they made him so much worse

im surprised you arent rocking Dragon armor for Divine Blessing Secret! Fortify is a good idea for these tough hunts though. have you tried putting more into evade distance/evade extender?

oh god yeah, his damage is nightmarish. he has that old MH feeling where he slightly moves and just tanks your HP. i feel like his tail hitboxes couldve used a little....... tweaking.....

you are correct! they should also bring back Agnaktor

that beam is a fucking nightmare, and the way she can freeze you in place and all you can do is Watch as that tail comes around and looms over you. she doesnt even have the courtesy to bounce on it she just spears you!! keep at it! i think ive beat her a good few times now. what are you using?

those risks tend to pay off against fatty!! way to go, its quite the achievement to take him down! Alatreon LS is choice, i used to know a guy who wanted it super bad but refused to go through Safi to get good elemental LS and then kept wondering why he couldnt beat alatreon...

WELL DONE he's such a fucker in MHW so that's a huge get. what did you use? i have a specific anti fatalis IG set lol

that was the one game that kind of missed me, i need to go back. i had a falling out with a friend that i played MH with at the time, so i never got into 4u... missed the magala train! i really like frenzy though, i love what it does to monsters. like airborne glass cannon rabies!

oh it's funny you say that, my friend kulu just got lunch for he and i today... hmm!!

do you have other favorite monsters... i like knowing who people like and why!

all you ever need is to be nice and friendly... do you have a sworn enemy if those are your friends?

i started with MHFU but my favorites are 3U and Frontier... kind of crazy to think Plesioth used to be such a threat. moreso than Rathalos even! i tend to prefer when they don't give him so much weight. he's just a monster like all the others... but that hasn't stopped them from making 47 of him

your username.... i think you might have a bias!! do you like Steve too?

ive really wanted to play Freedom or G. ive played some of MH1 and i liked it! but the later releases of it have the better controls. ive heard the like, defacto Best version is the Wii version? i know first gen has the best Fatalis fight though for sure

talk to me about monster hunter

snowboard of chased brass

tinged meat for deviljho... though i doubt anybody wants to become him,

god put me on earth to do crail grabs <- has permanent finger indentations on the underside of their snow board

A pear shaped dragon girl careens wildly down a snowy hill on a snowboard in a garish 90's style snow suit. In the background, a mienfoo guy hits a perfect crail grab off a packed-snow ramp. There's a soft white vignette around the image and "WISH YOU WERE HERE!" is written, like a postcard.

We're out having a fun day in the snow! Snowboarding is totally fun and not very scary, right? Right?

nonsense, hes just moving really fast

anyways, try playing Arkveld Pong in the AT Arkveld quest by having two hunters healing one at a time on either side of the arena.

oh boy new wilds event quest! (looks inside) oh its just ANOTHER monster that creates explosions has triple the HP quadruple the damage is always enraged never exhausts moves extremely quickly and blatantly reads when you're healing to punish you for it

happy birthday!! my gift to you was sickness. The Illness. im glad to see it reached you safely :9

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