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Dolphin pilot in exile

@theami2ie

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The new worker in the office, a ZOOMER, is trying to tell everyone Charlie Brown had hoes. 🙄

06.03.2026 16:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What is this from ??

06.03.2026 16:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In gabbys dollhouse, there is an elevator named Catervator, but it sounds like caturbator

06.03.2026 16:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s right, Eric

06.03.2026 16:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My main gets reinstated in the next hour or so and I’m itching to make content

06.03.2026 16:13 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

How are you gonna be a billionaire, look like this, and NOT spend every day at margaritaville

06.03.2026 16:12 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Woof. That’s horrific, I’m sorry

06.03.2026 15:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pittsburgh mentioned meme

Pittsburgh mentioned meme

Dana called them gumbands on the Pitt tonight

06.03.2026 06:48 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Baseball fans want to see a supermax’d Ranger Suarez get cut after putting up a 4 era

06.03.2026 05:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wow. What a race

06.03.2026 05:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Paper sign on a light pole with a MN state & fist in the center + text: ITS WORKING.
WE ARE WINNING.
DON'T GIVE UP NOW.
ICE OUT, JUSTICE FOR OUR DEAD!

Paper sign on a light pole with a MN state & fist in the center + text: ITS WORKING. WE ARE WINNING. DON'T GIVE UP NOW. ICE OUT, JUSTICE FOR OUR DEAD!

This is (still) Minneapolis:

06.03.2026 04:24 👍 116 🔁 21 💬 2 📌 0

If you don’t know who the wet guy is on your team, it’s you

06.03.2026 04:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Disgusting!

06.03.2026 04:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We can make it longer

06.03.2026 03:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck you

06.03.2026 03:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Classic assbott

06.03.2026 03:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

who the fuck cares please shut up

06.03.2026 02:35 👍 62 🔁 24 💬 7 📌 5

He’s got really nice hair

06.03.2026 02:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey Trev

06.03.2026 01:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Absolutely slammed my knee on a trailer hitch right on the joint. Awful experience. 0 out of 5 stars

06.03.2026 00:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Mother, would you like it if they pumped the semen from my testicles one last time

05.03.2026 22:39 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is U-Haul in that dire of straits they need to sell everyone’s data

05.03.2026 22:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

To rent a U-Haul, you have to download their app, take a photo of yourself, and take a photo of your ID

05.03.2026 22:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thanks for that

05.03.2026 22:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Haha

05.03.2026 22:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Joss Whedon Hard Times Initiated

05.03.2026 21:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My former office, now devoid of furniture

My former office, now devoid of furniture

Aw man :(

05.03.2026 21:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh wait Victor was traded for Scott kazmir

05.03.2026 20:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Post image
05.03.2026 20:52 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1

David wriiiiight

05.03.2026 20:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0