Mistrum

i forgive you for being wrong

dead end is an arm tho

evergreen

yesssssssss

youraislopbores.me

from the site "your ai slop bores me". I asked for a drawing of a canonically inaccurate thirteenth disciple and it drew a Homestuck character (idk which one i'm not a virgin)

the site "your ai slop bores me". I prompted it to write a compelling opening sentence for my cover letter. it responded with the word "please" over and over and over again

this is the most fun i've had in years

nonbinary dick got me like

i love the layout of those older trains bc i absolutely love getting to sit in the optimal position for staring out the window

a great and easy way to pay for it is by taxing wealthy new yorkers!

pocket fillers

a gray tabby cat named Zeus on a dark yellow bedspread, basking in the sun. he has his paw over his face, having been caught mid cleaning session. very importantly, his very pink tongue is out

it's all fucked, post cat

how i arrived on bluesky

i miss when what's mid and the love fairy were here

I posted this yesterday but it was all fuzzy and bad, and I wanted to get a sharper version up mostly because I'm vain. So, again, as a token of thanks for the help, here's a little MSPaint pixel scene I've been working on. Never done isometric stuff or anything like this so be gentle!

a group of Japanese members of parliament all reaching to stop an older gentleman from continuing to use a microphone. the text on the bottom says "would"

states like colorado, new mexico, and illinois have an obligation at this point to state that they will honor the licenses and offer safety to trans kansans who don't want to stay and fight. now is the perfect chance for gov's like pritzker to make an easy call and protect his neighbors

thank you 🫡 good luck with your obscure tasks

i am frantically scrambling to find another job and it sucks

having been recently fired, i envy you knowing when the end of your job is coming

i had a manager who would give those to me all the time and the either get mad at me for doing it wrong or get mad at me for asking a follow up question

just yelled "i'm going to start a riot" and then had to explain to my poor panicked fiancée it was because they're discontinuing my favorite perfume

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they screenshotted you on insta:

no hate following is worth seeing you make your child your whole personality

i love when people i know from hs get pregnant bc it means i finally have a reason to unfollow them

"he's doing this to distract from Epstein!" not one single person with actual power in this country is facing consequences for having their names in those files.

the most honorable thing a soldier can do right now is desert

ugh yes she would ROCK as that elita

nana visitor and holly hunter (the only good part of academy)

if i hear even one lib complain today about how this wouldn't have happened if leftists had voted for harris, i'm going to start putting gushers in all of their shoes

I'm already sick of "It's all a distraction from Epstein" replies. This regime is killing innocent people because our leaders are all power-hungry tyrants and war profiteers. When you say it's "just a distraction" you minimize the gravity of what's happening and the lives lost.