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@jaypers

Baseball prospector, minor league baseball enthusiast and cynical citizen. I don't support the Tangerine Palpatine.

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AJ is autocorrect's wet dream, and every prospect writer's nightmare.

09.03.2026 14:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Replacing Kristi Noem with Markwayne Mullin is like shitting your pants, then running home to change your shirt.

05.03.2026 21:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hopefully he'll be writing it from prison.

05.03.2026 00:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’ฏ

04.03.2026 16:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#SendBarron

04.03.2026 15:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How ignorance works.

04.03.2026 14:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If only we had a Congress that DOES instead of TALKS.

04.03.2026 14:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 41 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How's this coming along, Captain Couchfucker?

28.02.2026 17:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Some call it the Israel-Iran war.

Most call it the Epstein war. Because that's what this is.

28.02.2026 14:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 23:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This creature is Rep Sheri Biggs.

If I saw this approaching, I would run for my life.

Exactly how can anyone stare directly at her and live to tell about it?

26.02.2026 15:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Everybody else with the Angels" ๐Ÿคฃ
I'm sure Trout would love to win ROY again, 14 years later.

25.02.2026 18:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Get it correct.

It's not the State of the Union address.

It's the State of Delusion address.

24.02.2026 14:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It took SCOTUS long enough but they finally saw the light. Screw these illegal unconstitutional tariffs and screw the toddler-in-chief.

Now throw an ALL CAPS TANTRUM and cry more on your platform and this Tuesday's SOTU.

20.02.2026 15:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Live look into the White House:

20.02.2026 15:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Remind me why we need the SAVE Act again?

15.02.2026 01:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MAGA's definition of REAL ID is when Caucasian people vote.

And their definition of Voter Fraud is when anyone else votes.

13.02.2026 22:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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12.02.2026 23:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wife: "How late were you out last night?"

Husband: "The DOW is over $50,000! That's what we should be talking about!"

12.02.2026 13:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pam Bondi has made it ABUNDANTLY CLEAR - her client is trump, not the American people.

11.02.2026 17:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MAGA supposedly doesn't care about the Epstein files?

Translate them all to Spanish.

They'll care really quickly.

10.02.2026 16:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bookmarked. Thanks for all you do.

10.02.2026 14:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you have a page where all 30 links can be found? Thanks.

09.02.2026 14:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This will be some memorable Super Bowl Sunday.

08.02.2026 15:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So the racist orange toddler deleted the video depicting the Obama's as primates. He blames a WH staffer for it.

Hmmm, wonder who it could be....

06.02.2026 17:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tyrannical
Reckless
Unhinged
Moronic
Pedophile

01.02.2026 18:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Petty children come in all shapes, sizes and ages.

01.02.2026 14:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Abraham Lincoln: "Melania" was the worst experience I've ever had in a theater!"

28.01.2026 20:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Hmmm, sounds familiar.

28.01.2026 20:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I hear every time Brett Ratner called "Action!", Melania got on her knees.

28.01.2026 02:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0