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🧵 This has to be the funniest Brexit moment yet.

The Brexit-loving brigade spluttering into their cornflakes as they discover The Telegraph has been sold to a German media company.

The irony is spectacular.

“Dear Diary,
Super excited to say that I’ll be serving my Clacton constituents today by flying to Mar-a-Lago to meet Donald Trump and to undermine the UK government. God I love being a patriot!”

Planning before you act... Surely that will never catch on!

Nigel Farage's Long History of Crying ‘Fraud’ Whenever His Party Loses Elections The Reform UK leader has a long record of blaming his own party's election defeats on "cheating" by ethnic minorities, yet no evidence of it can ever be found

Nigel Farage’s Long History of Crying ‘Fraud’ Whenever His Party Loses Elections

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So, migrants are good now?!?!

Green Party wins Gorton and Denton by-election with Labour pushed into third by Reform Hannah Spencer, a 34-year-old plumber, also becomes the first Green Party candidate to win a Westminster by-election.

Are we going to have wall-to-wall coverage of this all day? Like we would have done if Reform had won? www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cp...

Prime Minister calls for deputy council leader to be sacked over death threat to MP social post As The Lancashire Lead first reported, Reform’s national leadership is under pressure to intervene over Simon Evans’ actions on Facebook

Prime Minister calls for deputy council leader to be sacked over death threat to MP social post

Reform mayor courted US oil and gas executive about fracking in UK Exclusive: Documents show Andrea Jenkyns asked how she could help firm after major gas find in Lincolnshire

www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Utterly appalling.
This needs to be shared on places like FB where people with different politics lurk …

Brexit campaigning turns 10. Here's how promises to voters hold up Brexit campaigning kicked off on 20 February 2016. The trail saw big promises made to voters. A decade on, how they stan

❌No, the NHS did not get £350 million extra a week.

📉 Yes, the economy has suffered - even more than economists feared...

https://www.bigissue.com/news/politics/brexit-campaign-ten-years-on-10-promises/

Nigel Farage accused of ‘Maga stunts’ for saying he was denied access to Chagos Islands Reform UK leader flew to the Maldives for a day despite not having permit to visit nearby archipelago

Pathetic little weasel. Fuck #NigelFarage. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...

I have been denied entry to the SIS Building, Porton Down & GCHQ by the UK government.

Plenty have clocked how Nigel Farage talks to women journalists — pure condescension: “listen, love,” “go write your silly little story.” Know your place.
No shock from a man who praises Andrew Tate.
The real surprise? It’s only being called out now.

'Honest' Bob Jenrick: ... keeping the 2-child benefit cap would bankrupt the country, but we're always going to protect pensioners because we want them to live in dignity... so children don't deserve to live in dignity then?

We need more reporters like this

Brits would overwhelmingly back Rejoin in new referendum Brits would decisively support rejoining the European Union if a new referendum were held, YouGov polling has found.

Brits would decisively support rejoining the European Union if a new referendum were held, according to the latest polling from YouGov, with clear majorities emerging across all age groups – especially among younger voters

www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/bri...

Nothing says “man of the people” like a millionaire Tice looking at young people on minimum wage and thinking,
“Yeah… what they need is a pay cut.”

Dismissing a female journalist, wonder where he got that idea from

As Nigel Farage makes Robert Jenrick his Shadow Chancellor, here's a quick reminder of the sort of man Reform wants to put in charge of the nation's finances

What Reform promises are worth...

About blummin' time

Keir Starmer has called for "deeper links" with the EU in his speech at the Munich Security Conference.

Latest YouGov data shows 62% of Britons want a closer relationship with the EU; 54% want to rejoin

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Screenshot of Tommy Ten Names, claiming he's afraid and fleeing the UK.

Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country?

Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.

Good response to Jim Ratcliffe's appalling comment on immigration.

@jakerichardsmp.bsky.social: "Jim Ratcliffe has moved to Monaco to save £4 billion worth of tax in this country, one might question whether he is the patriot that we need to comment on this issue."

The stark contrast is set to raise a simple but incendiary question: who is truly paying for Britain?
Racist POS Ratcliffe, or people coming here from all over the world helping to build Britain? #UKNews

The Indisputable Maths of Migration How Demography, Not Dinghies, Will Decide Britain’s Future

Jim Radcliffe pissed me off, so I wrote this about the inconvenient truth of migration.

tl:dr - no, just fucking read it. Some basic mathematics - you know, COUNTING THINGS - might make you reconsider, you stupid twats.

(I'm not trying to make friends)

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Reform MPs Accused of Pandering to Putin After Skipping Russian Interference Debate Nigel Farage's party refused to attend the debate, called after more than 100,000 people signed a petition demanding a public inquiry into Russian interference in British politics

🔴Reform MPs Accused of Pandering to Putin After Skipping Russian Interference Debate

Nigel Farage’s party refused to attend the debate, called after more than 100,000 people signed a petition demanding a public inquiry into Russian interference in British politics

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For someone who wants to end working from home, Cameo Nigel can be strangely productive if there’s an easy payday in it for him 😬