Matt

this is 100% a humiliation kink

Reality TV producer and slum landlord.

Others have said this but again: Trump's political career makes a lot more sense if you think of him as a reality TV producer instead of a businessman.

Convinced that it’s a real issue now that so many people have essentially broken their brains by downloading gore and atrocity footage directly into them for months at a time (not just Gaza) and they have all convinced themselves that it’s the people who didn’t do this who are the truly broken ones

The best of Prince Andrew!

POV: Treasury are threatening to cut the R&D budget

The trick is not in tanks, but on tanks

What I find especially embarrassing is… what on earth was she expecting? “Oh I’ll just do my girlboss gun runner act on a left-leaning light entertainment show,” It was surreal

If any of you guys are playing Octopath Traveller 0, this party has been clearing every random encounter in one turn and most boss fights in one break btw

Labelled for potential spoilers

A midnight premiere sounds like a great idea. That's in just over an hour in the UK btw :)

I've been rewatching Scrubs and god what a show.

I have some thoughts about gore.

You know. I wumbo, you wumbo.

I would simply not have a Monzo account because it's a weird and clearly fake name.

Not being funny but what the fuck is Penny Mordaunt doing on The Last Leg?!

I have to say, I'm starting to find her kind of iconic.

SWANSEA: Child sent home for being drunk after coming to school as Dylan Thomas for World Book Day A Swansea primary school has confirmed an eight-year-old was sent home this morning after appearing to be drunk while attending World Book Day dressed as Welsh poet Dylan Thomas. The child, who arr…

'the pupil announced he was “working on something important about Swansea” before lying on the playground tarmac to “feel the rhythm of the town”.

...explained to a confused Year 3 class that the sea was “restless and unforgiving”.

#WorldBookDay

dailyswansea.wordpress.com/2026/03/05/s...

ok fine: I think Lily Allen's latest album was both musically incredibly uninteresting and also just over the top given that guy just seems....twattish, I don't think you get to air your dirty laundry in public to that extent if your husband was mostly just.....a twat

Wait hang on, I was wearing the exact same suit as one of the candidates oh my GOD

I'm watching tonight's The Apprentice and the... obvious casting of 3-4 serious candidates and a dozen idiots has decisively cycled back around from frustrating to iconic for me.

Have you twigged its the guy from the 2005 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory lol

Wow what a great photo I took of it too

A drinks reception at the house of lords

At House of Lords drinks reception hey how are you

(For the international audience, it’s 16°C in London today)

Okay this is about as warm as I’m interested in it being thank you

I ain't watching that "E33 is right wing" video. You can't ruin that game for me!!!!

Retvrn! Retvrn to American Candy Store!

Was bluesky down earlier or has my wifi just been playing up?

Found out because I was googling the names of the new cast to give them their flowers but… I ain’t praising a Whovian