codebroker (Cole)

Who could've foreseen that TMNT would be a Spiderman situation

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FOIL SCULLY ROOKIE CARD!! #THEXFILES

It took this long to realize the Epstein files weren't properly redacted because the Linux users took 3 days and 3 nights to config their PDF viewers

After listening to Radio Garden I know why radio is dead: they play the same songs every single day.

Linux is a breath of fresh air because my computer actually does what a computer is supposed to do instead of just being a copilot ad

The Ad juke on the AI slop business model is right in schedule

It's been a really solid 2ish months for magic coverage. 2 great RCs and EWs plus worlds next week.

maybe we shouldn't have built businesses around planned obsolescence then fired everybody! Oopsie!!

Babies in the RC chat saying they'd rather watch a KCI mirror than watch amulet take 37 seconds to combo with 43 minutes on the clock. What is this psyop

Watching the RC coverage, the comment about needing to get the real card out when you play a checklist card reminded me of a story I heard at an SCG in Innistrad Standard: Someone played a turn 1 Delver checklist card, got up, bought a delver, and sat back down.

Curious who decided to call these emry/tamiyo/riddler decks at the RC izzet "metalcraft" with the one (1) metalcraft card

Old man yelling "show me shopping lists" 4x at his phone bro what did you do before your phone could do that?

The 4c control mirror in standard reminds me of why I love magic

I decided to try to get into standard last year when these promos were announced. I showed up to my FNM where I was the only person there for standard. The store owner played 2 games with me and handed me a disdainful stroke promo.

They cancelled standard next week then both of my decks got banned

Haven't done a fun decklist layout yet so here's dândân

Arena cube already unfun because you play against the broken white cards every game

How about we give these slow amulet players slow play warnings and game losses instead of banning the card

Rallied to 4-3. Defeated Goryos and Blink. Good for 31st. I will take it for playing 8 games before the event.

At 2-3 playing to not get 65th. Defeated Goryos and Affinity, lost to Jeskai.

0-2 Lost to prowess. G3 I could've gone for it but opp was representing consign. Actually had double bolt and killed me.

Apex invi results:
0-1 Lost to affinity. Two strong hands and I couldn't find a bounceland either game

Back at the best (only) place in town

Your goal for this week is to cancel one streaming service and ask your mom for her DVD player and DVDs.

The pro tour compilation video made me so upset because it was my dream as a kid to play on the pro tour. Now I dgaf because the path stinks and the formats you need to play are stinkier. I miss biweekly GP/SCG coverage too

Commander? Pioneer? Come on man, wake up. We're gonna go watch the NA Legacy Champs!

I guess I have to dust off my modern cards to return to gaming mecca caldwell ohio

My name is Cole and I love the x files

Blue Prince has to be the best game I've ever played

Never (ever) treat a realtor like a human being. Treat them like a computer program: if they bug out, find another one.