jake

girl FK U

SHES BACK TO SAYING GAGA IN HER SONGS

genuinely pissing myself at how excellent this gaga single is

Jacob collier

ABRACADABRA

uber offering $1000 in free bets + a gambling addiction should I redeem

I kinda liked Emilia Perez quite a bit it was very entertaining

me: my cat died
someone: call the kitty coroner 😂
someone else: actually in the south we call it caddy coroner …
me: 😵‍💫

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crack an egg on your head and the yolk is running down

“I don’t have a bad relationship with alcohol” . Whole time it’s a torrid affair 🤦‍♂️

girl are u going to Scarborough Fair??? They got parsley, sage, rosemary, AND thyme

sweet green smelled like wet cockerspaniel today but I’m still gonnna fuck up this harvest bowl

do u have room for one more 😋

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just read my name so many times on the TL I started to have a panic attack a little bit

I’m Jake

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advertisers still using the new year as a messaging strategy

a close up of a woman 's face with a tear coming out of her eye and the words omgggg written below her ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a tear coming out of her eye and the words omgggg written below her

just delivered joke which illicited no reaction to 2 senior coworkers

Nobody gaf

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If I can’t find the cure I’ll I’ll fix you with my love

have a wonderful and blessed sunday with pink flowers in the water ALT: have a wonderful and blessed sunday with pink flowers in the water

should I go see Bob Dylan movie alone

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I will be right by your side !!

I could not believe it….

Not all Italians...

Apple Watch acquired, I have the ecosystem….

Fuck Idina Menzel

And NOT Idinas version

decided to deep clean when I got home but I’ve been laying down for an hour and a half after doing the dishes

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Saturday and Sunday are the weekend . No matter what days you have off

it’s Tuesday