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TIME IS AS FAKE AS MONEY AND BEING "IN TROUBLE" BUT IT STILL RUNS THE WHOLE DAMB PLANET, WE ALLOWED AN ABSTRACT IDEA TO HOOK US TO A CELESTIAL PLOW AND TURN THE SOIL OF OUR LIFES, JUST BECUASE YOU INVENTED A CLOCK DONT MEAN THAT TIME IS REAL, CHUCK E. CHEESE TOKENS AINT LEGAL TENDER AT THE BANK SO WHY ARE WE LETTIN MINUTES AND SECOND'S IMPRISON US!!! WE ARE ETERNAL BEINGS AND WE ARE ALSO FUCKING TIRED FROM THE CLOCKS CHANGING FOR BASICLY NO REASON, ANY WAY THE TEXT SAYS "ENTIRE BODY AND MINED RUINED BY ONE HOUR TIME CHANGE, I HATE TIME, AWAKE IN BED LATE, LEG HURTS, ON EDGE BUT ALSO TIRED, HUNGRY AT 10AM, HUNGRY AT 1PM ALSO, ALSO AWAKE IN BED EARLY " YOU WOULD THINK IT WOULD BE ONE OR THE OTHER BUT NOPE AWAKE ON BOTH ENDS OF BED TIME, THERE IS NO JUSTICE ON THIS PRISON PLANET, WERE JUST MAKIN THE LICENSE PLATES - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

I HATE TIME - dashare.zone ADMIN

“Operation: AIPAC Fury”

Oooo that’s a good one

Today’s edition of Tehran Times features photographs of the children who were killed by what is increasingly looking like a U.S. missile strike on an elementary school in Iran.

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god will not forgive us

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL. kristi noem is doing a live speech right now and doesn't know she was fired. 🚨

Nearly 200 Killed in Strike on Iranian Girls’ School as UN Calls for Investigation into Attack On Feb. 28, a strike on a girls' school in Minab, Iran, left almost 200 people dead. This week, the United Nations called for an investigation into the attack.

So, the take away here?

The US Military intentionally targeted a girl's school in Tehran with the goal as killing as many as possible.

people.com/nearly-200-k...

senator sheehy should be fired and arrested. what a fucking traitor.

I’m no expert but I’m pretty sure this is how you get 9/11: the sequel

✨vibes✨

But that might have been better, actually, because…

Warner: "There was no imminent threat to the United States by the Iranians. There was a threat to Israel. If we equate a threat to Israel as the equivalent of an imminent threat to the US, then we are in uncharted territory."

Wishing all the “men used to go to war” idiots a terrible, terrible day.

Men think they were meant to live in the Roman Empire until they’re getting conscripted into open-ended territorial wars by pedophiles

If you’re an American service member who gets killed in a retaliatory strike, your family can take comfort in the fact that it was done in service of making the host of Celebrity Apprentice feel like a big man for a minute, before he moved on to something else and forgets about this forever

PLEASE..

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Admirable restraint!

in case anyone ever needed confirmation that it's not about building a democratic Iran, it's about collapsing Iran and turning it into a land of rubble that can be bombed every six months

In these trying times…

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Democrats 🤷

And this is a DEMOCRAT.
Damn you love that AIPAC money huh?

If only Ukraine had more oil…