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Taylor Swift lover 🫢🏼 and Roller Coaster nerd πŸ€“ Friend of Dorothea 🌈 performance artlor 🎩πŸͺ„ β€œLove is just kindness with its work boots on” πŸ₯Ύ

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a close up of a woman 's face on a stage . she is wearing a yellow top and red lipstick . ALT: a close up of a woman 's face on a stage . she is wearing a yellow top and red lipstick .

I love that the Swifties think Taylor Lakes is Taylor’s only anon account.. if that is even her account πŸ˜‚

09.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Has anyone just tried asking AI if they’ll hack the billionaires accounts and redistribute the wealth yet or?

09.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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PSA if you go to a Hard Rock they’ll give you a free MaiTai just for being a woman (or at least they did 4 years ago)

08.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not a kaylor but I can’t help myself from singing β€œKarlie would you want to?” in Call It What You Want

08.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I bet Finn Wolfhard was down for Byler and Noah Schnapp was the one who protested it because he wasn’t sexually secure enough to kiss a man and that’s why he wasn’t invited to SNL with them

08.03.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Casual Saturday morning making an army of Mardi Gras bead balloon dogs

07.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not religious but I like to follow lent still but this is my second Friday in a row eating meat so I guess this is my sign to pack it up fully 🀣

06.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Some folks sink Christmas trees, others sink submarines. Structure is structure, some just costs more lol.

Did you know the U.S. Navy might be creating some of the best fish habitat on the planet right now in the Persian Gulf?
During the current conflict with Iran, reports say around 17 Iranian naval vessels have already been sunk or destroyed, including multiple warships and even a submarine. When ships go to the bottom they don't just disappear, they become structure. And structure is everything to fish. A steel ship sitting on an otherwise flat seafloor suddenly provides hiding places, current breaks, and hard surfaces where algae, barnacles, and other marine life grow. That brings in baitfish looking for food and shelter, and where bait goes the predators follow. Give it a little time and what used to be a warship starts looking an awful lot like a pretty nice artificial reef.
Ironically, fisheries managers all over the world intentionally sink ships to build fish habitat. Turns out the ocean doesn't really care whether a vessel was sunk on purpose or by a missile, either way it usually ends up crawling with marine life. If fish could vote, they might just say the Navy is doing a fantastic reef-building program over there. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Aaron B. Futrell, Author|Owner, Delong Lures

Some folks sink Christmas trees, others sink submarines. Structure is structure, some just costs more lol. Did you know the U.S. Navy might be creating some of the best fish habitat on the planet right now in the Persian Gulf? During the current conflict with Iran, reports say around 17 Iranian naval vessels have already been sunk or destroyed, including multiple warships and even a submarine. When ships go to the bottom they don't just disappear, they become structure. And structure is everything to fish. A steel ship sitting on an otherwise flat seafloor suddenly provides hiding places, current breaks, and hard surfaces where algae, barnacles, and other marine life grow. That brings in baitfish looking for food and shelter, and where bait goes the predators follow. Give it a little time and what used to be a warship starts looking an awful lot like a pretty nice artificial reef. Ironically, fisheries managers all over the world intentionally sink ships to build fish habitat. Turns out the ocean doesn't really care whether a vessel was sunk on purpose or by a missile, either way it usually ends up crawling with marine life. If fish could vote, they might just say the Navy is doing a fantastic reef-building program over there. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Aaron B. Futrell, Author|Owner, Delong Lures

This is the most absurd justification of war I’ve ever seen

06.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Andromeda was sacrificed by the gods to Cetus, a sea monster, because her mother, Cassiopeia, told everyone her daughter was more beautiful than all the gods but Perseus swooped in and saved her

06.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw a TikTok a while back of a girl I forget what celebrity came into her work but she thought he was familiar and asked β€œare you friends with my dad?” and he was a little butthurt about it πŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Alex Gaskarth is my William Shakespeare

06.03.2026 04:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
How Six Flags Built & DESTROYED the World's Largest Theme Park
How Six Flags Built & DESTROYED the World's Largest Theme Park YouTube video by Airtime Thrills

Obviously he couldn’t have known about Riyadh getting bombed by Iran before he invested and I’m assuming a Six Flags won’t be their target, but idk he should’ve known their history of biting off way more than they can chew at least. There’s great YouTube videos about it πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ youtu.be/_TURwEOZyTo

05.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Falcons Flight a is a launched roller coaster located at Six Flags Qiddiya City in Qiddiya City, Riyadh Province, Saudi Arabia.
Manufactured by Intamin, the steel coaster opened on December 31, 2025, as the tallest, fastest, and longest roller coaster in the world surpassing Top Thrill 2, Formula Rossa, and Steel Dragon 2000, respectively. Featuring a height of 163 m (535 ft) and an elevation change of 195 m (640 ft), Falcons Flight opened as the world's first exa coaster.")

Falcons Flight a is a launched roller coaster located at Six Flags Qiddiya City in Qiddiya City, Riyadh Province, Saudi Arabia. Manufactured by Intamin, the steel coaster opened on December 31, 2025, as the tallest, fastest, and longest roller coaster in the world surpassing Top Thrill 2, Formula Rossa, and Steel Dragon 2000, respectively. Featuring a height of 163 m (535 ft) and an elevation change of 195 m (640 ft), Falcons Flight opened as the world's first exa coaster.")

U.S. EMBASSY IN RIYADH TARGETED BY DRONE ATTACK, BLAZE REPORTED: SAUDI MINISTRY

U.S. EMBASSY IN RIYADH TARGETED BY DRONE ATTACK, BLAZE REPORTED: SAUDI MINISTRY

Also the location their park in Saudi Arabia is in is currently getting bombed and they might have just wasted $300-500 million on Falcon’s Flight and a billion on the entire project (opened literally December 31st, 2025) πŸ˜… wonder how Travis’s investment in Six Flags will pay off πŸ‘€

05.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Six Flags agrees to sell 7 parks:
See which parks are being divested and what it means for Cedar Point season passholders
While Cedar Point and Kings Island are not included in the sale, five of the seven parks are from the same newly designated Midwest Region within Six Flags.

CEDAR POINT Six Flags agrees to sell 7 parks: See which parks are being divested and what it means for Cedar Point season passholders While Cedar Point and Kings Island are not included in the sale, five of the seven parks are from the same newly designated Midwest Region within Six Flags.

I know their bread πŸ’° is all the way fucked up πŸ˜‚ don’t bid to merge with a company if you can’t afford it and have to sell off scraps

05.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Green Day - One Eyed Bastard (Official Music Video)
Green Day - One Eyed Bastard (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Green Day

You’ll love it it’s off their newest album Saviors youtu.be/ptiT3GmQzys

05.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You gotta try One Eyed Bastard that one’s cathartic as well
I NEVER ASKED TO HEAR YOUR GOD DAMN FEELINGS GET ON YOUR KNEES WHEN YOU’RE KISSING MY RING

05.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not just the man, Earnhardt is β€œThe Intimidator” he unfortunately died in a wreck that he honestly caused doing his typical intimidation tactic

05.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But we also say, ”do you wanna bulu?” Instead of, β€œdo you wanna πŸƒπŸ’¨?” So it’s a very versatile word feel free to implement it into your vocabulary as much as β€œfuck” if you really wanna πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

05.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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patrick star from spongebob is holding a microphone and saying " i wumbo you wumbo " Alt: patrick star from spongebob is holding squidward and saying "I bulu, you bulu. He, she, me, bulu.”

My partner, roommate, and I have created a word that essentially means crazy (bulu) and it keeps slipping out at work but my coworkers like the word and it’s catching on πŸ™ˆ @merriam-webster.com it’s gunna be in your book one day, trust 🫑

05.03.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Keeping tabs on the cast of New Girl has been wild the guy who plays Schmidt, Max Greenfield, went to the Eras Tour and wore an Elaine’s Big Day friendship bracelet which is the title of the episode Taylor cameos in that’s when I knew I should keep an eye on them πŸ˜‚

04.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Come Again GIF ALT: Come Again GIF

Context: Nasim is who Lamorne’s character married on New Girl

04.03.2026 12:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Im gunna spiral about this β€œstarted on a podcast PR relationship” all day πŸ˜€

04.03.2026 12:57 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I watched it! It felt like they were yes anding their way through every story they told (at least for their wedding stories for sure) and the ads were essentially β€œhaha eff you brand you have to pay us a bunch of money for this bs ad” and Selena wasn’t in any of the ads for some reason

04.03.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Or clock her laying in a pile of girls in Single Soon lol

04.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wait until you see the sisterhood of the traveling closet πŸ˜‚

04.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
-Selena and Taylor at VMA after party in matching dresses one blurple one denim 
- Selena in a denim top in Rema (Calm Down) music video
-Taylor at a chiefs game in similar denim top

-Selena and Taylor at VMA after party in matching dresses one blurple one denim - Selena in a denim top in Rema (Calm Down) music video -Taylor at a chiefs game in similar denim top

-Selena in black and red checkered blazer with Stacey Abrams for Louder: The Soundtrack of change documentary
-Taylor in similar blazer with similar scoop neck black top to the denim tops in previous photo at a chiefs game

-Selena in black and red checkered blazer with Stacey Abrams for Louder: The Soundtrack of change documentary -Taylor in similar blazer with similar scoop neck black top to the denim tops in previous photo at a chiefs game

-Taylor Swift Ours music video sticky note that says β€œI said I loved you first.” β€œI said I loved you first.”
-Selena Gomez I Said I Love You First album

-Taylor Swift Ours music video sticky note that says β€œI said I loved you first.” β€œI said I loved you first.” -Selena Gomez I Said I Love You First album

-Selena Gomez in purple fluffy jacket for Single Soon music video 
-Taylor Swift Midnights purple fluffy jacket from Eras Tour
-Selena Gomez with lavender fluffy dress in Wolves music video with one superimposed eye over the shot

-Selena Gomez in purple fluffy jacket for Single Soon music video -Taylor Swift Midnights purple fluffy jacket from Eras Tour -Selena Gomez with lavender fluffy dress in Wolves music video with one superimposed eye over the shot

One thing about me is that I’ve been keeping an eye out for Selenor and have the receipts

04.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

It was the β€œmachine” talk for me that was seemingly about a vibrator unless you know what the Hollywood blender is πŸ€ͺπŸ˜‚

03.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Camera in locker room room shower in Wolves music video

Camera in locker room room shower in Wolves music video

Selena in a nude colored dress in locker room shower in Wolves music video

Selena in a nude colored dress in locker room shower in Wolves music video

Selena Gomez red outfit with pink and orange under garment from Wolves music video

Selena Gomez red outfit with pink and orange under garment from Wolves music video

Taylor Swift with wolves in the Out of The Woods music video

Taylor Swift with wolves in the Out of The Woods music video

Gotta go back to the Wolves music video where there’s a camera in the high school gym shower she’s in. She felt like she was under surveillance then so potentially means she’s leaning in and saying here’s the glimpse of my private life you’ve been begging for but it’s a narrative I spun for you

03.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Anyone ever notice that music video where Selena Gomez is lusting after a female teacher literally has a photo of Taylor on her wall.. anywaysss

18.12.2024 18:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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BYE the T ring on her ring finger?! I’m a selenor truther πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

06.12.2024 19:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1