if you bring a two or three course meal to the airport you are my enemy
if you bring a two or three course meal to the airport you are my enemy
thank you young thug
time for possibly the greatest christmas banger of all time, and definitely the most overachieving cover in the history of music. this is like if someone tore up the club with hot cross buns
leylines burger
"It's certainly no 'Untouched' by the Veronicas"
- John Paul Brammer, unprompted, on "The Star-Spangled Banner"
a guy on a motorcycle with 2 30 can cases of pbr on his lap
a sticker on the back of the bike that says "transphobe extermination squad"
dudes rock
mister baseball come to bsky please
just checked and yep i still can't bear the horrors
weighing the pros and cons of going goth vs. joining a cult
Chen Kenichi, Iron Chef Chinese, locked in on a recipe. The caption reads "He needs a W desperately."
I've saved hundreds of Iron Chef screencaps, but this is the one I keep closest at hand.
I briefly put principles and values aside to make a saltier, crankier case for leaving X: Elon Musk is uniquely insufferable holapapi.substack.com/p/x-out
no I don't have a girlfriend but I am building her in the aggregate
quizzo hit capacity and the downstairs bar is playing a fucking 9/11 tribute news segment
I'm worried somebody's already using it
is bbl gritty a good trivia team name
I'd let her kill me obviously
feel like I was meant to watch Killing Eve back when it came out instead of waiting this long and maybe that's what's fucked up my whole character arc
google calendar date invite
illegal dubstep mixtape
top-down view of a dilapidated castle room, with a harpy lounging on a dais
this is an ooollllld piece, pen and ink + colored pencil, done during college, but one i'm still really fond of. also featuring an oc I don't draw very much any more but still like, this unnamed harpy woman. (although she didn't really do much other than wander around like Sesshoumaru and look cool)
save me young thug. young thug save me
i swear to god circles are some of the roundest shit i've ever seen in my life
last bitch standing
thinking about this one again
1.2 beers in, without fail: thinking about how much I love my cat
mission complete @toril.bsky.social
tfw you're purring so hard it vibrates the desk
poster for MICE 2023 – a little mouse is driving the green line. beep beep! september 30/oct 1, 808 comm ave boston
thrilled and honored to draw the poster for this year's @massmice.bsky.social!!! as a former commonwealth avenue resident i had to draw my old friend and mortal enemy the B line trolley. see you there boston ~
hello!