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NSFW: πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ perv. Daddy type. Usually dry & found with a change bag for the kids, (unless a bab leaks on me) but occasionally join in with the crinkly fun to keep my hand in πŸ˜‰

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πŸ’•πŸ’–

07.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Twas a bit soggy on the way home…

10.02.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Time to go for 265 in 2026?!

05.01.2026 10:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All the baby!

04.01.2026 10:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The perils of travelling with a bab… pamps left on display in the back of the car whilst we go for lunch.

03.01.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I appear to have woken up with dry undies but stickie jammies πŸ€”

03.01.2026 08:00 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yup

02.01.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Eye achingly pretty views… Also πŸ™ˆ

02.01.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Remember kids, no matter how pretty the view is don’t eat the yellow snow. Unless you’re into that sort of thing, of course πŸ˜œπŸ˜‰

02.01.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The paci totally doesn’t make you look more toddler at all, or aaanything

30.12.2025 21:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What else have you got to do, other than be more baby?!

22.12.2025 08:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*finds a cage that it can be stuck in*

21.12.2025 09:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

With pleasure :P

12.12.2025 20:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😏

12.12.2025 20:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well errmmm… thank you!

12.12.2025 19:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thankies!

12.12.2025 19:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m sure it’s a cardinal (gay) sin to mix and match kink materials but I got some new bits and fancied trying them on for the evening. Both soft and shiny πŸ˜‰

12.12.2025 18:16 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

I dread to think.

*dangles some jangly chewy toys above you*

07.12.2025 20:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some people are panic buying milk, bread, eggs, lavatory paper, cheese, flour, butter, toothpaste, soap, and other inane miscellaneous crap (that they probably won’t need) all because the shops are going to be shut for a day or two.

Meanwhile…

07.12.2025 20:43 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good gracious that nappy’s done some hard work last night! Swol and sog to the max!

07.12.2025 14:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯°

06.12.2025 12:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I bought some new pants from Clonezone last night.
I’m test driving a pair of them this evening, answers on a postcard as to which ones πŸ˜‰

05.12.2025 21:25 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sometimes a grey and lazy Sunday afternoon lends itself to a classic and a film.

16.11.2025 18:51 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s quite the effort!

06.11.2025 07:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Things I absolutely do not want to do

02.11.2025 11:17 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re probably better placed to make an assessment on those than I am πŸ˜›

26.10.2025 08:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sometimes Daddy needs some autumnal sun

25.10.2025 14:31 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Imagine my surprise when I saw what the next episode of a podcast that I listen to is! (For those who don’t know, it’s not a sex podcast πŸ˜›)

24.10.2025 05:56 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣

20.10.2025 19:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It lifted so much weight. I have kink accounts and LinkedIn, the rest have gone and I don’t miss them in the slightest.

20.10.2025 19:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0