King Bex

@natefakes.bsky.social
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extra 30 minutes added to your session for free (2 hour minimum) if you can prove you're a member of the green party

all for a boycott, team boycott all the way but ooooffff something feels off about adding your promotional hashtags to information about a genocide.

not to subtweet on Bluesky but something about asking someone to give up their main source of income for ethical reasons when you can't even pivot from Twitter seems...a bit off to me.
I am all about standing on your politics but stand on all of it, not just the bit that's making you money

I like to announce them "whoop another butt crack hair"

Yet another fantastic session with @msbexsalis.bsky.social who even made gardening sexy as I sat in her garden in bondage.

I have this 😇 2nd edition. Still looking for a first 👀

Unrelated: my new headphones are purple.

Autism Test:

you are about to get on a train, you haven't really eaten and your headphones are dead (won't be able to charge them on the train). It's a busy train. You only have time to buy more headphones or buy some food, which do you pick?

I know I'm good at my job because I'm still here after 6 years while never really paying attention to my metrics or ever getting consistent with socials.

Do I recommend this? Absolutely not but it's somehow working out for me.

thug life innit

One day I'm guna book a little FMTY with one of the HOT butch companions on this app. If we have any Europe side please let me know 😩

I've wanted to book in a little treat for myself for some time now and the provider is always American 😑 that little treat would hit 10k QUICK ahaha

I take good care good care of toys.

looking expensive 😍🔥

stunning!!

'post old content' I can, I do, I will but I'll never be able to pretend it isn't old because my skin is all nekid (of ink)

deep cut.
Ms Bex circa 2021

I really like Bluesky but some of y'all need to just be like 26% cooler. You can be on the right side of history without being a fucking drip

a woman says " you need a life girl " while pointing at something ALT: a woman says " you need a life girl " while pointing at something

I usually leave shit like this. Block. Not interested move on ect but I thought I'd see what the people thought and the people are fucking NERDS. You know what I don't get? Full goth fit in the summer. You know what I don't comment on - full goth fit in the summer. Because it's not my gd problem.

this gave me a bit of a ick like okay sure, not really gym approaps but also mind your business maybe? And then I read the comments and now I've properly got the ick.

"I block every insecure topless person on this app because other people's skin makes me feel bad"- fucking virgins

Previously: time for tattoos not a lot of money for tattoos

Now: plenty of money for tattoos but not a lot of time to get the tattoos.

I'm guna add this to my website eventually but this is a PSA

I don't really do collabs because I just don't care about making content like that but you can hire me to be your stunt dick/studio Domme. Pay me. Film it. Footage is all yours to make whatever money you can with.

Sure, all the other wars for the past half century have been massive fucking disasters, destabilising whole regions for zero tangible benefit, but for some reason the stupid left just can't see that this one is different.

never chase an inquiry.

"Hi" has never brought anyone any money and if it did it definitely wasn't worth all the talking it took to get it.

For my birthday I had the team (my subs and partners) set up a little table (mini verse type thing) with mini things on it so I could flip the table at inconveniences.

After the week I've had I would like a permanent table flip sub so I can flip mini/regular tables regularly.

Salem in a TK tie, sitting on white chair while wearing red pvc ankle boots

Seize the means of seduction with me 🖤

Is Sunday travel cursed everywhere or is that just the UK?

love it when people are like
"Shut up, whore"

Sherlock Holmes here... that's literally my job, there's no insult. Imagine if I was like

"Shut up, Shift Leader at Wendy's" "Shut up, Nurse Practitioner" "Shut up, county court judge" "Shut up, unemployed"
you can't job shame me
I am not ✨ ashamed ✨

This top quality post has two kind of replies/quotes

1. People that understand satire/humor/witt
2. People you don't want to be stuck talking to at a party

Will be Camming on Adultwork 7-10pm GMT tonight 💚💚