Kit Sekelsky

Iykyk. But if ydk, I'll explain it to y on account of I'm nice.

A review for "The Price of Salt" by Patricia Highsmith in which I wonder why Debi Mazar was not cast as Abby.

I continue to write Storygraph reviews that belong on Letterboxd.

New art! "Murmuration". Currently on display at the Peninsula Art Academy.

Olympics over. Time for baseball.

Tshirt idea for queer Price is Right audience members: "I came on out, and now I'm ready to come on down!"

Hey Slack ads on the Olympics, you can take out the notification sounds. It's the weekend. I don't need to get stressed out like that.

I can make this joke because my mom doesn't know about Bluesky

Wait is my mom having an affair with the local weatherman?

Pretty sure on stage at Jeopardy! was the calmest I've ever felt, and I will never be able to explain that.

I'm not a man and I don't have kids. But when I order a cocktail and the waiter asks if I'd also like a water, I say "oh what the heck, I'm not driving." So I kind of feel like maybe I should've been a dad?

Once in a while, women characters in movies should be allowed to be nauseous without being revealed to be pregnant in the next scene.

Olympics drinking game: drink every time a commentator says "Czech repu- er... Czechia"

I'm 40 years old and I refuse to believe that American Football and Modern Baseball are two different bands.

In case you've ever thought that parasocial relationships are a Millennial (& younger) thing: my mom routinely tells me about where the local weatherman went on vacation, the recipes she learned about from the local weatherman, when the local weatherman is sick.

Idea: make all Waymos little free libraries. (Waymo doesn't need to do this. You can do this.)

If God were going to bless the USA, don't you think he would've done it by now?

It's the solstice! Treat yourself to a few more!

If Elon really wanted to achieve an immortal legacy, on 12-25, he'd give away $500 billion or so to world hunger and queer charities. And proceed to make cryptic references to "the spirits" for the rest of his life.

My favorite thing about 2025 is companies realizing that they can Wicked-code their promotions simply by using green and pink. No need for licensing. No copyright infringement. Yes.

It's about time I admit it: I grew up thinking the theme to Family Matters started out: "It's a rare condition, in this damn age..."

The ONLY awkward thing about eating at a restaurant alone is when you have to use the restroom and you're worried the staff will think you ran out on your bill.

Gotta love how my phone thinks my 2023 Toyota Camry is a "new USB accessory" every time I plug it in. Sure, buddy.

It's the year 2025 and I still can't stop thinking about Velvet Buzzsaw.

Cool French lit teacher spins his chair around and sits. "I guess you could say... The Phantom of the Opera was the ORIGINAL incel."

A 3.75 out of 5 star review for The Phantom of the Opera by Gaston Leroux: "You know what you promised me, Erik. No more murders!" "He felt, no doubt, that there are limits to a joke. Especially when it is so expensive. And when the commissary of police has been informed." Just banger line after banger line in this thing.

In this edition of "ksek writes StoryGraph reviews like it's Letterboxd"

I am a monster.

Last night I went on a deep dive to find the Are You Afraid of the Dark? episode that gave 10 year-old me an existential crisis. Then I discovered the episode literally inspired M. Night to make the Sixth Sense, which is the best thing I'm going to learn all week.

It’s so pathetic how my friends love the Sopranos cuz it’s like bro the Sopranos wouldn’t like you AT ALL.

Mary Todd Lincoln is the new Colonel Sanders.

I resent that Direct TV ad campaign that implies that Kumail Nanjiani has ever NOT been hot since he's been on TV.