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Shawn

@smorr

Now here’s a guy…

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When I saw market basket was closing at noon I was shocked they even opened

23.02.2026 18:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Anyone I know running Super Bowl squares for $50 or more? 👀

03.02.2026 23:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

24.01.2026 16:51 👍 20906 🔁 7980 💬 144 📌 137

Videodrome next

20.01.2026 04:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A cigarette from The Beatles: Get Back - Episode 3 (2000) - 2:06:40

A cigarette from The Beatles: Get Back - Episode 3 (2000) - 2:06:40

The Beatles: Get Back - Episode 3 (2000) - 2:06:40
Dir. Peter Jackson
Runtime 138 minutes
🚬 x 83, or one cigarette every 1.66 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-beatles-get-back-episode-3/

31.12.2025 19:20 👍 46 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 2

My mom kept special nutter butter dog treats at our condo and my friend ate one after a Dave Matthews show because he didn’t realize they were for dogs lmao. Tbf we were kinda drunk and they were def not clearly labeled

17.12.2025 12:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Vindicated!!!!

16.12.2025 13:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’re doing great!! Vapes are bad

10.12.2025 14:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Don’t know if I personally love the phrase “Morrissey alert”

02.12.2025 22:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Woke up to your text about wanting to get up and eat dessert: I’m glad you did

29.11.2025 20:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Funny enough I’m playing tonight (poorly)

22.11.2025 02:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A cigarette from Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (2019) - 0:13:19

A cigarette from Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (2019) - 0:13:19

Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (2019) - 0:13:19
Dir. Quentin Tarantino
Runtime 162 minutes
🚬 x 60, or one cigarette every 2.7 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/once-upon-a-time-in-hollywood/

21.11.2025 22:20 👍 23 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1

The old heads call them screamers because back in the day in order to generate power for the HVAC and lights they’d constantly have to be running at full power, I think that’s fun

21.11.2025 23:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The virgin GP40 vs the Chad F40

21.11.2025 22:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is a nightmare!!

20.11.2025 23:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A random aside: my great grandmother is also from Kenmare. I know you mentioned your grandfather is from there

17.11.2025 00:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You did great!!!

08.11.2025 20:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers

07.10.2025 15:29 👍 777 🔁 143 💬 6 📌 3

best family trip since january 6th

02.10.2025 01:09 👍 480 🔁 67 💬 6 📌 1
Better Call Saul - Jimmy and Chuck sings The Winner Takes It All
Better Call Saul - Jimmy and Chuck sings The Winner Takes It All YouTube video by The Coordinate

youtu.be/qll7hCYFNjs?...

24.09.2025 23:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

About to mail you a $20 bill or something

17.09.2025 01:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s insane you’re on like hour 48 of this or whatever

16.09.2025 20:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

12.09.2025 16:23 👍 31129 🔁 7776 💬 286 📌 206

Peeling your shirt off your skin

06.09.2025 22:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“There’s some tornadic activity in my pants right now”

06.09.2025 05:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
One football player tackling another football player on the opposing team. Goddamn, thinks Jack, how I love a man in tights.

One football player tackling another football player on the opposing team. Goddamn, thinks Jack, how I love a man in tights.

FTBAL133.BMF

01.09.2025 10:17 👍 43 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 2

Saving them for later!

02.09.2025 01:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Let’s gooo

22.08.2025 18:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Listening to Candlebox on a boat. Dudes rock

22.08.2025 18:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0