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More like holding your selfie camera behind you facing a mirror to take a picture of yourself. More steps, more awkward and with a questionably good result.

I'm at a ghost kitchen that lets you walk in, order, and sit down and eat. They've remade fast food restaurants from first principles. Tech sector has done it again.

*oui, extrêmement.

I was working a news shift when the photographs from the collective funeral for those children took place. No point in showing them to Omid Djalili as he has evidently been X’d to frothing excess, but those are pictures that won’t ever leave my mind.

damn, if the Childcrusher 5000 GTX pickup truck owners can’t afford gas, how are they going to be able to tote their massive loads of a single loaf of bread and a canned Starbucks latte

Screenshot from Omid Djalili on Twitter replying to Zack Polanski re the Israeli bombing of a school in Iran: Nothing is proved yet Zack. The fact that you are spreading misinformation is appalling for someone in your position. To date no one has been allowed to see any evidence of casualties or even the site itself. The regime says it's America or Israel. The Americans say they were nowhere near the area. Here's what Iranians inside Iran say: IRGC blew it up themselves to fill it up with dead bodies of children they've kept on ice hidden away in cold storage from the January slaughters to put on display in order to blame their aggressors. The fact that we have not seen the evidence yet is a red flag as we know the regime would have gleefully paraded those images on television and all over the internet. Most probably they were caught on film transferring the bodies hence why there is now a media black out on this story, as well as a full internet blackout. As Iranians we know how this regime operates. We're talking about new levels of evil. So any narrative like the one you are pushing Zack actually supports the regime in their "don't care how many die as long as we

Whew boy, “Iran planted the frozen bodies of dead children in the school and then blew it up themselves” is a fucking HELLL of a take

I remember learning about the Hays Code in film school and how it made it so that any amoral protagonist had to meet karmic justice by the end of the film and going “wow, that’s really silly” and then once a week I log online and see people argue that we need stuff like that now or it’s problematic

Going to the market and the trader keeps telling me about how much he hates the picts. Just put the garum in the bag, bro.

Where in Germany? Stuttgart is good craic but Hanover was fucking dire.

Picture of Marilyn Monroe she looks like a human being with blonde hair and lipstick and a shirt

“did you know! marilyn monroe got a rib removed so she could suck her own dick!!!”

It's working! They are pervert glasses! There is no other name for them.

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

Yeah to be clear, I don't think it's good that she did that, and I'd have told her where to go if that was something she was saying to me, but I do also think it's being blown out of proportion a bit tbh.

"I feel liberated," said a top banker. "We can say 'retard' and 'pussy' withtout the fear of getting cancelled... its a new dawn"

We should never ever forget why they did it

Yes, that's the specificity.

'Stupendous Potential': Pay-Per-Mile Auto Insurance Would Cut Costs And Traffic Violence - Streetsblog New York City Lowering car insurance costs doesn't have to eviscerate crash victims's rights.

"Litman estimates that these policies would reduce vehicle travel by more than 10 percent across the board, and by 20-30 percent among the highest-risk motorists, since their steeper premiums would discourage driving even more."

I had a similar thing with Eir except they just kicked me off my 20 euro PAYG thing with basically zero warning. I don't think costs for providing data have increased that much so it is just a naked cash grab imo.

So not every NFT was overvalued, is what you're telling me?

Power armour cool though. It's the one thing fallout 4 did really really well in my opinion (except that you get it way too early in the game)

This is gross... and feels like it's moving in some sort of sphere adjacent to sexual harassment?! Why would you show a gay Jewish man holding hands with a far right homophobe, with a serious history of antisemitism?

The kilner butter dish i have fits a pound block but it's a bit of a tight fit, I end up putting two quarter blocks in most times and I've seen it in loads of places, home store and more, Woodies. Nicholas Mosse butter dishes comfortably fit a pound block but they also cost like a hundred quid so...

Also there are colour photos from the 1910s on. Not many of them, but you can bet that the Nazis would want to get photos of their totenkopf bedecked lads in full colour, if for no other reason than that they could

Yep, the equivalent of getting a sports writer going "why are they not kicking the ball towards the goal? That's the point of the game, and yet they spend so much time kicking the ball to their teammates".

We are but click fish, destined to be click hooked.

They're right in saying that it's different, to be fair, there's not too many pithy one liners at major dramatic points. It lets the drama play out and then relieves the tension slightly later generally, rather than immediately in the scene.

It's a bad point because there's plenty of humor in lotr. "That still only counts as one" after Legoland kills the big elephant things. Merry and Pippin, Sam and Gimli are all comic relief characters in one sense or another.

Going to start giving him a taste of his own medicine when he stresses me out by staying out too late.

That's actually part of the threat. This legal letter isn't even their final form, they can be *even more* cutting 😮