Sam Shaw

I would far rather support Tottenham than ever countance turning up and cheering thomas partey every week.

Money isn't the issue for us. It's spending it.

You didn't do enough to win the league over 38 games. Let it go.

Parts of Belfast are lovely. Some of the housing estates around it had so many union Jack's and other flags it made me, someone born ten miles from Windsor Castle, feel on edge.

Fourteenth in January. Deary fucking me. #COYS.

This is what I needed to read after that shambles last night.

Thought the number 5 was very good for "The Arsenal" last night. Any idea what his name was?

I applaud the idea behind this account, but these three being positives just makes me more annoyed. We're so fucked.

Because their performances reek of it. They collectively shit themselves last night. I mean lest be honest, they shit themselves at Tamworth too. It's a squad that as soon as the going gets tough, the majority of them panic and forget how to complete a three yard pass.

Yes, but that, as an overall attitude that runs through the club, is why we never win it. I quite painfully obviously wasn't saying you as an individual have an effect, more the wider sentiment you expressed.

Just fucking shite. Honestly, dress it up how you want. That was fucking embarrassing. Begvall and Grey aside. That was so far from a premier league level performance, let alone a Derby performance. Fucking shit.

#COYS

Chirpy and Coytey

We're not allowed to want to help city by giving them a win in a basically meaningless game though because that's losing and he doesn't understand losing mate 🙄

Just incase anyone wonders how Jan to May is going to look #COYS.

We never win in that fixture is ironically the attitude that means we never win that fixture lol.

Yeah but it's okay innit. They're going paintballing tomorrow. So listen it's not all bad.

I think they'll smash the guest area at the darts. Win a big game in any of the four competitions we're in? Nah, not a chance, soft as shit.

Guys don't worry. We've lost yet another derby but it's okay. James Maddison has organised paintballing tomorrow. Gotta let them enjoy their time off right?

#COYS

I'll give them them all zero except for.

Spence can have a 5
Archive Grey can have a 6

Too many of them didn't fancy it tonight. No point claiming otherwise. Listen, injuries and that yeah yeah yeah... I don't think it's much to ask to show a bit of bottle in our biggest game of the year. Another squad full of people who hide in the big moments.

#COYS

Thought the number 5 for you was really good tonight. Any idea what his name is?

No idea how we deserved a point out of that. There's optimism and there's just blind faith.

I'm very much not. I'm just saying. How can you knock seven bells out of someone when you've lost three nil at home?

Zero interactions in twelve minutes. How do you create shite banter. Ask Footy Jokes LADS.

Knocking seven bells by losing three nil?

A message to Tamworth.

YOUVE SEEN THE TOTTENHAM NOW FUCK OFF HOME

Absolutely none of those people calling Ange a wanker behind the dugout will be at Tamworth next week. Bet they didn't even realise they had a team in their town until the draw was made.

They're great. Means less premier league sides in the next round. Helps lower league sides get further in the cup.

With respect no. It's always been an open draw and that is it's charm. The idea that anyone can play anyone.

Nothing will beat the feeling of seeing Spurs score or win in a big game. You can not explain it to those who don't get it. It's just an immense rush of joy and adrenaline.

Inject this into my veins.