Today I told my 5yr old "you won't be able to actually fall asleep in my lap"
She fell asleep in my lap in 5 minutes just to prove me wrong.
I don't know who she thinks actually lost here 🤣

In Berlin you can get weed, acid, speed and MDMA, and if you get caught with a low enough amount you won't even get a criminal record.
But you absolutely are not allowed to order kid Tylenol/ nurofen from the USA, or melatonin stronger than 1mg without a prescription. 🤣

I just wanted Tylenol but I didn't get that either

Until you get a 40€ fine for ordering kid Tylenol from the USA to Germany then it's just stupid

I just booked a hotel for the end of August I'm either winning this game or becoming very, very German