John Beard

Narrator: he wasn’t

What time does Forward Progress drop today?

They needed time to put together some bullshit. It’s going to be so much bullshit.

They’re going to put out the biggest load of bullshit ever.

a man with a mustache wears a black and yellow jersey with a nike logo ALT: a man with a mustache wears a black and yellow jersey with a nike logo

Welcome to Chicago, Paul Skenes!

Drake vs. Skenes, Mechanics.

We All Live in a Retirement Home

Now it’s about feeding ai, composing results and making sense, and who can be in the most meetings. Something like Marketo is damn-near impossible for those entering the workforce.

We use 26 to emulate the bigs

I dunno, Ed. Load is fairly loaded with those. 💦

Because us peasants have to work on Monday. Because of those pesky things called bills.

Sounds a lot like “I’m not voting for democrats”. Pissing on them is not the solution.

Mark, the world needs you

I have a big ask. My 9yo son is autistic and he’s been raising a betta fish he named Kevin. Yesterday He asked if he could “share a photo of Kevin with the whole world“. I don’t know if this will work, but a dad’s gotta try. Like and share if that’s your thing. Kevin says hi! 🐟👋

What you’re not considering is this is how he thinks. This is the mind of a person capable of raping an underage girl.

Gunnar

Yeah, but hurting your arm doesn’t impact your brain the rest of your life

Priscilla was 14 when they started dating 😳

Trump is an intentional laughing stock. Yay for us. Again. 😭

I’ll go- Ranking the Skywalker/Palpatine Saga:

Empire Strikes Back
A New Hope
Return of the Jedi
Force Awakens
Revenge of the Sith
Phantom Menace
Last Jedi
Attack of the Clones
Rise of Skywalker

lol I got Groundhog Day and am not sure how to process this

Derrick Rose soaks it all in as the Bulls — and Chicago — celebrate ‘the people’s champ’ on a special night The Bulls celebrated the long and storied basketball career of Chicago native Derrick Rose on Saturday at the United Center. Rose retired in September after 15 NBA seasons.

On a night designed to celebrate Derrick Rose, the former Bulls guard returned the favor by celebrating his hometown in a simple statement of gratitude:

“Thank you, Chicago, for forcing me to be great.”

It’s just not impressive when you look them up prior to submitting them

We are very much in agreement

For sure- that is reality. Still an awesome player.

I wouldn’t say LeBron is a fraud- he’s an exceptional talent. Jordan is the goat though, clearly.

Mark- can you please run for POTUS next cycle? Pretty please?

Jordan averaged 5.4 apg in an era where like 20 fewer shots were made per game.

Only took him 500 more games in a way more offensively friendly era