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@clesalir

Just a guy who roleplays, likes giant robots, and plays video games. Also some sort of Technological Wizard. I don't know what I'm doing half the time.

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if it hard cuts to the smash bro commercial I would pop off so hard

10.03.2026 05:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I hear at the end mario stabs link from the zelda movie in cold blood while miyamoto cries in the barkground

10.03.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 131 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

John Brown and his sons famously hacked 5 pro-slavery men to death in Kansas. Using broadswords. Contemporaries credit them with scaring the fuck out of the slavers at the realization that some of the "free men" were also willing to be brutally violent.

10.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 399 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

ultimately there is no real appetite in the ecosystem for particularly serious critique of even moderately visible indies. what people want is to hear about all the cool games coming out with breathless enthusiasm so they can ignore all of them and play slay the spire two instead.

09.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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found a bug in slay the spire 2

09.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 135 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
Red Dead Redemption 2 Ultimate Edition being two different prices on different accounts with context being the game being made cheaper on a users wife's account in effort to get her to pay for title

Red Dead Redemption 2 Ultimate Edition being two different prices on different accounts with context being the game being made cheaper on a users wife's account in effort to get her to pay for title

Apparently the price gauging thing PlayStation was gabbing about is already live for some and being implemented exactly how you'd expect

This shit needs to be outlawed ASAP

09.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 130 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4

It's real.

09.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 3485 πŸ” 534 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 4
A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

09.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 15689 πŸ” 5166 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 26
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09.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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i forgot to post this here

#yugioh

07.03.2026 09:59 πŸ‘ 262 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A poster on a tree. The header reads '5G ELEPHANT', below which are two images of an elephant made of transparent energy. Text beneath reads: 'An elephant made of 5G energy has been appearing on our lawn & staring at our home'.

'Worried for family - we are not vaccinated'.

'CALLED THE PORK (POLICE) AND THEY SAID "INTERESTING. HAVE YOU TRIED TAKING A CLOSER LOOK?" BASTARDS'
Question marks indicate where whoever took the photo has crossed out information.

'Please call Officer ???? & tell him to take my family's problem seriously.' 

A picture of a man dressed in black has his face crossed out. Beneath reads:

'OFFICER ???? ????'
'Badge #: ????'
'Children: 2 (Terry & Crumble)'
'Phone: ?????????????'

A poster on a tree. The header reads '5G ELEPHANT', below which are two images of an elephant made of transparent energy. Text beneath reads: 'An elephant made of 5G energy has been appearing on our lawn & staring at our home'. 'Worried for family - we are not vaccinated'. 'CALLED THE PORK (POLICE) AND THEY SAID "INTERESTING. HAVE YOU TRIED TAKING A CLOSER LOOK?" BASTARDS' Question marks indicate where whoever took the photo has crossed out information. 'Please call Officer ???? & tell him to take my family's problem seriously.' A picture of a man dressed in black has his face crossed out. Beneath reads: 'OFFICER ???? ????' 'Badge #: ????' 'Children: 2 (Terry & Crumble)' 'Phone: ?????????????'

08.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 228 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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I was reading the Wikipedia article for "Leeroy Jenkins" when I came across this sentence which filled me with such despair that I had to step away from the computer and stare longingly out the window while contemplating suicide.

08.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 798 πŸ” 152 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œInternational Women’s Day” ending up on the only 23 hour day of the year.

08.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 1407 πŸ” 338 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 10
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! YouTube video by rhysigo

www.youtube.com/watch?v=__xd...

08.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it sucks that "the gun that shoots summons" was the coolest 30 seconds of television and the rest of the show was mid to awful.

07.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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its so funny that there's a final fantasy anime, its from the height of the series hot streak, it looks - no joke - fucking like this. and it is universally agreed to be unwatchable

07.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 237 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 2

this fucker out here not knowing dofus was a turn based mmorpg in 2001 lol lmao

07.03.2026 07:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A quote retweet of art of Cima Garahau from Gundam 0083 by twitter user @ kaerunop2. The QRT by @ flyawayn0w reads: Early in my Gundam fandom experience there was a thread on reddit for 83 and in it there was a guy saying could've saved Cima Garahau and I asked how; he DMd me an entire AU document where he as a character and Cima survived 0083 together and then immediately deleted his account

A quote retweet of art of Cima Garahau from Gundam 0083 by twitter user @ kaerunop2. The QRT by @ flyawayn0w reads: Early in my Gundam fandom experience there was a thread on reddit for 83 and in it there was a guy saying could've saved Cima Garahau and I asked how; he DMd me an entire AU document where he as a character and Cima survived 0083 together and then immediately deleted his account

07.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 161 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5
a tweet by nise_yoshimi

today's soy zoomers think they can take on my generation? MY generation? When we were kids it was the year 0079 of the Universal Century. A half-century had passed since Earth began moving its burgeoning population into gigantic orbiting space colonies. A new home for mankind, wh

a tweet by nise_yoshimi today's soy zoomers think they can take on my generation? MY generation? When we were kids it was the year 0079 of the Universal Century. A half-century had passed since Earth began moving its burgeoning population into gigantic orbiting space colonies. A new home for mankind, wh

06.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 130 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a tweet. "I went to McDonald's for lunch cause today they dropped the Gundam themed burgers and there's a couple sitting next to me where the girlfriend is explaining the entire timeline of Char's character to a seemingly uninterested boyfriend LMAO"

a tweet. "I went to McDonald's for lunch cause today they dropped the Gundam themed burgers and there's a couple sitting next to me where the girlfriend is explaining the entire timeline of Char's character to a seemingly uninterested boyfriend LMAO"

06.03.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 531 πŸ” 130 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 25
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Shit send help I'm living in a VIDEO GAME HOUSE

07.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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remember, anyone could be a stand user.

31.12.2025 03:44 πŸ‘ 2321 πŸ” 873 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 10
Threads thread:

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Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h β€’β€’β€’ My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

β€œI have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 20753 πŸ” 4418 πŸ’¬ 767 πŸ“Œ 1138

Reinventing footsies here in 2026

06.03.2026 06:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
hyu_man: Whats so guilty about this gear?
amadeus46art: killed his wife
hyu_man: Oh
just__avery: lol
abridge2: multiple times
hyu_man: No innocent gear?
amadeus46art: that's his daughter
hyu_man: well then, I understand the lore now

hyu_man: Whats so guilty about this gear? amadeus46art: killed his wife hyu_man: Oh just__avery: lol abridge2: multiple times hyu_man: No innocent gear? amadeus46art: that's his daughter hyu_man: well then, I understand the lore now

gonna use this screenshot in my "guilty gear lore" panel at acen

06.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 1156 πŸ” 369 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Eromanga Queensland, NO SEAMEN

05.03.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 694 πŸ” 263 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 7
A meme in the style of the Pokemon game Pokopia for Nintendo Switch 2 turning the title into a verbose light novel title: I Accidentally Destroyed KantO and Was Reincarnated As A DIttO So Now I Must Atone for My SIns By Rebuilding Kanto Brick by Brick And Discovering The Power of Friendship

A meme in the style of the Pokemon game Pokopia for Nintendo Switch 2 turning the title into a verbose light novel title: I Accidentally Destroyed KantO and Was Reincarnated As A DIttO So Now I Must Atone for My SIns By Rebuilding Kanto Brick by Brick And Discovering The Power of Friendship

If PokΓ©mon Pokopia was a Light Novel

04.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 3555 πŸ” 546 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 15
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Building a new Flash I don't know where to start with this but yeah I'm making flash if flash was built in 2026. I'm making it compatible with Linux,Mac, and PC. If you'd like to support this project I've started a patreo...

Spread the word, an ACTUAL replacement for Flash is on the horizon! Go support this project NOW!!!!!!!!

bill.newgrounds.com/news/post/16...

04.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 2832 πŸ” 1521 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 82

RT if $3000 would literally change your life

05.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 4643 πŸ” 3222 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 32