Jay Martin (PYR)

post small talk

Somewhat off topic but I just wanted you to know your beard is fucking magnificent, extremely well done

Oh Jesus christ that was fast never mind I take it back I take it back put the Genie back in the bottle

Yo so I just told my Google assistant that it got to live to fight another day and it deadass just responded "I'd rather not"

Y'ALL EVEN THE AI IS DEPRESSED OUT HERE

Nothing unites a party like an enemy too strong to beat and a DM who very clearly gave you an out that you all collectively ignored.

Ain't no way

I had another content creator reach out to me for advice recently, and in the process of talking they mentioned they were excited to be talking with 'one of the juggernauts of TTRPG creators'

What a weird feeling. I am truly a small fish, but I also can't take for granted almost having 100k subs. 😖

Nuh uh, I wanna evilly eat people, spit them over the edge, and THEN be cute about it afterwards

It is BIZARRE how much Marvel Rivals is scratching an itch for me that's been there for years.

Ever since Overwatch let me down I've just been needing a game where I can be a silly little guy and still support my team. It's one of my mandatory needs.

Now... I finally have it 😭

I forgot the Crash Pandas oneshot happened, now I look even worse

Half my content ideas sound brilliant in my head until I try to explain them out loud. 'What if... uh... it's like, critical role but everyone’s a raccoon?

Me when my hyperactive ADHD brain wants to do anything but the task at hand

Well thank GOD it's just your bones and not the robe that could have been bad

'This is just a filler session,' says the DM, moments before the party adopts three NPCs, starts a small business, and declares war on the local baron.

It's crazy to me the amount of people in my lifetime who have just assumed I'm gay. Like, what, I can't just encourage men to give little kisses to each other and be straight? Be real.

And I've BEEN saying this

You know I find it crazy that people are STILL upset that my TTRPG content becomes 'political'.

Like, no WAYYYY are you saying a hobby based entirely around exploring socio-economic themes and different points of view might just MAYBE touch on politics sometimes? CRAZY.

I have gotten so used to doing sponsor segments with indie TTRPG companies that just wanna have fun, so when I got a "real" sponsor who had actual boring-ass standards for their ads, I found that to be surprisingly upsetting...

Like, what do you MEAN I can't have a meltdown mid ad?

Don't forget: We can be the change we want to see in the world

Social media is just another way to make myself look like an idiot, and lemme tell you, that is my FAVORITE hobby