Darren Grimes

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There isn't a hole Darren couldn't look into #sinkholes

Is anyone looking into this?

Are you really a cat?

Could you ask him to also add 'crafty wank' please?

I don't see how?

Where did you get this?

You've just made a big mistake and will be hearing from my solicitors.

I'm going to your real name and your address immediately. And don't lie.

Nice to see @darrengrimes.bsky.social getting his own show.

Oh piss off Looza.

That's what you said last time but security wouldn't let me in and you wouldn't answer your phone.

I've never been invited. 🙁

🦅 CONGRATULATIONS! 🦅

To the Philadelphia EAGLES and their extraordinary manager, Big Chungus, on their historic Superbowl win!

You are cordially invited to a special reception in your honour, at The White House!

I absolutely love Philadelphia but have never tried it on eagle!

That crook is not a Pole, he's a German... 🙄

Public asked to name next Archbishop of Canterbury after Justin Welby resignation The Church of England has described the public consultation as "an opportunity to gather the views of a wide range of people... on the gifts, qualities and skills needed".

Reform UK is adding it's voice to the rising chorus British voices DEMANDING that the next Archbishop be named Noncey McNonceface.

news.sky.com/story/public...

I stand with #NonceyMcNonceface

I could show you me socks?

Actually, scratch that. Hadn't spotted its "vegan"... 🙄

Have you tried woowoo.fun? It's made right here in the UK.

This is absolutely ridiculous.

People need to wake up, smell the hot chocolate, and stop sharing this kind of thing on social media.

To be fair, with triple yolkers like that, that's the equivalent of 36 normal eggs for $7.

I legit thought that was Ozzy for a second, not Sharon! 😳

How did they get the @stephenseagal.bsky.social handle? Aren't there checks in place to prevent that sort of thing?

The boss already has one up and running... 👍

bsky.app/profile/nige...

There's only one M in imigrant... 🙄

Oh piss off Looza.

For once, Sir Keir Starmer is 100% correct.

Thumbing his nose at the EU's constant attempts to "repair relations" is the only way forward.

Let's not forget that Labour's most successful Prime Minister to date owes his entire legacy to playing lapdog to a cookie American President...

If Canada doesn't want the job (more fool them), perhaps Mister Trump would let us become the 51st state!

#MGBGA

It's the terror of knowing what this world is about, watching some good friends screaming "Let me out!".

Pray tomorrow gets me higher, high, pressure on people, people on streets...

He has a point, Nige.