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@thejenlife

cybersecurity & privacy lawyer. dog butler. feral club rat turned runner. always hungry. this is a collection of my fleeting thoughts.

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Austrian climber found guilty after girlfriend froze to death on mountain The woman died of hypothermia during a climbing trip on the Grossglockner mountain in January 2025.

no jail time for the alpine divorce man, despite this being his second attempt at it

06.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg congrats!!

06.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Scholarship | Chicago Women in IP ChiWIP is excited to announce our First Annual Scholarship for the Advancement of Women in Law or STEM Graduate Studies! This $1,500 scholarship will support a womxn who has completed their first year...

"This $2,500 scholarship will support a woman+ who is currently enrolled in law school or graduate school studies in the fields of law, science, technology, engineering, or math and/or is a recent graduate thereof seeking professional testing/certification for the first time."

05.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a Lyft driver who is refusing to take carpool lanes and going under speed limit and generally has no sense of urgency. This is how I die.

05.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The Ducks’ ticket office keeps reaching out to me about season/partial season tix. If I do a 7 series for next season, do you think they’ll do comped tickets for Sunday’s game?

05.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wish me luck! Also, this place is next to a Persian ice cream place I’ve always wanted to try so I think this is a sign.

Or I just really like ice cream idk

05.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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OpenAI hit with lawsuit claiming ChatGPT acted as an unlicensed lawyer ChatGPT maker OpenAI has been accused in a new lawsuit of practicing law without a U.S. license and helping a former disability claimant breach a settlement and flood a federal court docket with merit...

OpenAI hit with lawsuit claiming ChatGPT acted as an unlicensed lawyer www.reuters.com/legal/legali...

05.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 12

Everything is awful now, so please share below something you’re excited about this week. It can be an accomplishment, something you’re looking forward to, or cute animal pics.

04.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 0

Yours were; mine were probably not lol

05.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The real cyberwar is being waged in my inbox via pitches about the cyberwar

02.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How do you not check everything in the final PDF before filing?? Do they not have anxiety?????

04.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mom’s side: factory worker
Dad’s side: military/chemist/pharmacist

Idk if it would feel authentic relying on their backgrounds for any β€œrugged” points for myself though

04.03.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing worse than hearing "y'all" from someone who went to a cold liberal arts school. Like an American tourist trying to speak French in Paris.

03.03.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 498 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 107

Ooh I do

04.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Which farm or store were the red ones from? I think out of the usual three, the red ones have been the most freq disappointment so idk if it’s just me, the grapes, or the sourcing

04.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think this is my take from eating a lot of grapes recently but idk if it was just that batch and I’m romanticizing it or what

04.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

goals tbh

04.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthdayyyyy

04.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love grapes so much but sometimes, they’re just not good or maybe it’s just red grapes that are lack luster. I think I need to do a grape tasting.

04.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think you need a starter for baguettes? But also, if I do, I feel like I could ask my dogsitter

04.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sourdough is cool and all but I want to master the baguetteβ€”both the traditional French and Vietnamese versions

04.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s an Italian Japanese fusion place by me that’s really good but this isn’t that lol

04.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Chicken pot pie but with buffalo chicken and cheddar bay biscuits in little individual cocottes? Would this be weird

04.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Do you think Ben cares if Dunkin Donuts iced coffee is safe?? The dude will mainline that if he could

04.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a Starbucks and local donut shop girlie, but I don’t think people care.

04.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cleaning out my closet and I found my hollister jean skirt from 20 years ago. I think it’s considered vintage now

03.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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These authors reviewed 73 previous studies examining car touchscreens.

Conclusion: They're awful

"Touchscreens tended to have negative effects on driving performance, visual attention, and secondary task performance compared with voice control and physical controls."

doi.org/10.1016/j.tr...

03.03.2026 12:07 πŸ‘ 257 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 22

Me to me: Stacks on deck, patron on ice. We can pop bottles all night. Baby, you could have whatever you like

03.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All I want is a massive bowl of cioppino from Scoma’s or Anchor Oyster Bar

02.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0