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@lunarglitch

Taiga. they/he, disabled. Not safe for actual work but never explicit. I love guys in rubber suits. 腐人.

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07.03.2026 22:37 👍 7753 🔁 2926 💬 53 📌 167
A screenshot from Kamen Rider Build.

A screenshot from Kamen Rider Build.

An image from the announcement for S.H. Figuarts Kamen Rider Cross-Z Magma. The description has been machine translated and contains the sentence "My magma gets fucked!"

An image from the announcement for S.H. Figuarts Kamen Rider Cross-Z Magma. The description has been machine translated and contains the sentence "My magma gets fucked!"

Cross-Z Magma's cool as hell and all, but seeing its debut again is just reminding me of when the Cross-Z Magma Figuarts announcement had "My magma gets fucked!" as part of the automatic translation.

08.03.2026 06:39 👍 26 🔁 27 💬 0 📌 0
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Kikai Sentai Zenkaiger (2021)
Episode 1

08.03.2026 04:08 👍 98 🔁 50 💬 1 📌 1
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I made a TikTok about it but can't remember if I posted it here so: the latest Mission Impossible wasted a huge amount of potential

08.03.2026 04:57 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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a man in a blue suit and tie is talking ALT: a man in a blue suit and tie is talking

HAPPY BIRTH!!!

08.03.2026 06:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Radish on The Dark Id

08.03.2026 05:50 👍 60 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0

btw about that pixar thing, the reason why these people think having a conversation about gay people with kids is difficult is because they don't know a way to say to their kid "gay people are normal but you are not allowed to be one" without sounding like a bigot (there is a reason for that)

08.03.2026 03:32 👍 292 🔁 75 💬 2 📌 0
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Cursed Ruins Roguelike by FrankieSmileShow A roguelike prototype made for the 7DRL

My 7 day roguelike entry is done! You can play it here. Its got a lot of missing features but im very happy with it. Ill try to make an html5 build later today after I had some rest, there is only a downloadable version for now. frankiesmileshow.itch.io/cursed-ruins...

07.03.2026 20:44 👍 56 🔁 16 💬 2 📌 0

This entire "well explain human consciousness smart guy" thing is really making me take stock and realize fully how many people A) don't see other people as people and B) how badly many people understood decades of science fiction writing about synthetic consciousness

07.03.2026 20:53 👍 73 🔁 21 💬 2 📌 0
Drawing of a half-goblin lady with purple hair sitting nonchalantly in a big "U" shape. She wears a short denim jumpsuit, piercings and punk-ish accesorries. Cigarette butts lie in the ashtray next to her. She has meat cuts tatooed all over her body.

Drawing of a half-goblin lady with purple hair sitting nonchalantly in a big "U" shape. She wears a short denim jumpsuit, piercings and punk-ish accesorries. Cigarette butts lie in the ashtray next to her. She has meat cuts tatooed all over her body.

Drawing of Snaag the goblin in punk-rock look with a orange-lime color sheme. She has a rocker attitude, her foot resting on a crate, one arm holding a microphone. A long piece of fabric flutters behind her.

Drawing of Snaag the goblin in punk-rock look with a orange-lime color sheme. She has a rocker attitude, her foot resting on a crate, one arm holding a microphone. A long piece of fabric flutters behind her.

🎶 Queens of Rock 🎶

07.03.2026 20:57 👍 788 🔁 206 💬 7 📌 0

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

07.03.2026 15:46 👍 19559 🔁 5938 💬 83 📌 147
hyoma: My hands hurt so much!

hyoma: My hands hurt so much!

ao onification process

02.03.2026 19:34 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
black and white photo of a beautiful longhaired white and tabby cat sitting up on a table covered in a patterned run. It seems to have a bow around its neck but it's hard to see due to the length of the cat's fur.

black and white photo of a beautiful longhaired white and tabby cat sitting up on a table covered in a patterned run. It seems to have a bow around its neck but it's hard to see due to the length of the cat's fur.

Luxury potato bear. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.

05.03.2026 17:14 👍 1466 🔁 149 💬 11 📌 0
Black and white photo of four short haired kittens. Two of them are tuxedo tabbies’s and two of them are white with tabby patches. They’re in a little tableau on a table with books and a jewelry box or humor. Text at the bottom, says brothers and sisters.

Black and white photo of four short haired kittens. Two of them are tuxedo tabbies’s and two of them are white with tabby patches. They’re in a little tableau on a table with books and a jewelry box or humor. Text at the bottom, says brothers and sisters.

Brothers and Sisters. Postcard from my collection, 1905.

02.03.2026 23:57 👍 1552 🔁 215 💬 12 📌 4

Catch me in the rubble scoring a new 5090

07.03.2026 15:02 👍 47 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0

We don’t talk enough about how morally depraved the tech industry turned out to be. Every single ounce of their self-regarding statements of values was an outright lie.

07.03.2026 05:03 👍 5927 🔁 1257 💬 126 📌 98
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Dyke knights wip! ⚔️

07.03.2026 04:14 👍 1952 🔁 627 💬 12 📌 7
A 1944 map by geologist Harold Fisk charts a 40-mile stretch of the Mississippi River from Friars Point to Gunnison, Mississippi. Fisk used aerial photos and maps to estimate the past and then-present channels. Source: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/mississippi-rivers-hidden-history-uncovered-by-lidar?fbclid=IwY2xjawQYXkdleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFCZ2JBT2tWdVlXMmEzNU5Uc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHsbjW-Yuubr_o_Kfeh0Elzc94geDwfXIZmeNL7NyljEBAOEjH53m2QLSo1NF_aem__4NkCIJ_D8J6mI1e8eMByg

A 1944 map by geologist Harold Fisk charts a 40-mile stretch of the Mississippi River from Friars Point to Gunnison, Mississippi. Fisk used aerial photos and maps to estimate the past and then-present channels. Source: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/mississippi-rivers-hidden-history-uncovered-by-lidar?fbclid=IwY2xjawQYXkdleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFCZ2JBT2tWdVlXMmEzNU5Uc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHsbjW-Yuubr_o_Kfeh0Elzc94geDwfXIZmeNL7NyljEBAOEjH53m2QLSo1NF_aem__4NkCIJ_D8J6mI1e8eMByg

Rivers are living beings.

07.03.2026 01:31 👍 2235 🔁 559 💬 35 📌 65

The Poet Laureate of the UK is famous for his translation of St Gawain and the Green Knight, and Kym once got up on stage, looked him straight in the eye, and then performed this.

Unsurprisingly enough, every time they've encountered each other since, he's remembered them.

06.03.2026 17:54 👍 430 🔁 133 💬 6 📌 2
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02.11.2025 20:35 👍 1138 🔁 254 💬 4 📌 7
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revenant
#ELDENRING #NIGHTREIGN

06.06.2025 12:15 👍 2287 🔁 792 💬 17 📌 0

My hot take that shouldn't be a hot take is that a cashless society is bad because some people in society may not have access to a bank account or the ability to deposit money into a bank account and so going completely cashless is an inequality issue and a discriminatory practice.

06.03.2026 20:34 👍 46 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0

my wife 🥰

07.03.2026 00:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THATS SOME KAIKETSU ZUBAT SHIT

07.03.2026 00:07 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I knew I'd get too old to recognize new celebrities but I did not expect to get too old to recognize what celebrities are famous for. every day I go "is that a new singer" and then a person born in 2007 goes "ew no they're a peeble streamer
on doop" as linch closer to the grave

I knew I'd get too old to recognize new celebrities but I did not expect to get too old to recognize what celebrities are famous for. every day I go "is that a new singer" and then a person born in 2007 goes "ew no they're a peeble streamer on doop" as linch closer to the grave

06.03.2026 23:12 👍 74 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 1
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06.03.2026 19:40 👍 5780 🔁 1639 💬 27 📌 12
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South Korea approves creating a trans rights foundation South Korea has approved the creation of a foundation fighting to protect transgender people from discrimination.

South Korea has approved the creation of a foundation designed to protect transgender people from discrimination after nearly two years of deliberation.

www.thepinknews.com/...

#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

06.03.2026 18:29 👍 1166 🔁 506 💬 4 📌 24
baby Cricket curled up on a pink soft sack chair that is entirely too large for her

baby Cricket curled up on a pink soft sack chair that is entirely too large for her

hey. don't cry. cricket on a big fucking thing. ok?

05.03.2026 14:15 👍 324 🔁 112 💬 9 📌 0

Aaaaaaand we have a title! (I thank everyone for their suggestions. There were a lot of good ones, and a lot that made us laugh!)

Thank you as well to @zoldafitzgerald.bsky.social for the last minute graphic. You are the best!

06.03.2026 02:06 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
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